I know this seems strange. Is this guy lying? No. When I was a kid, my father is obsessively worried that I would get a female pregnant. So my parents did not teach me to brush my teeth properly. As a result, yellow-brown teeth and bad breath developed. Indoors, females could not tell I had bad looking teeth. But outside the horribleness that was my teeth could be seen easily. As far as my bad breath, I discovered that women could not smell it, unless they got really, really close to me. So at talking distance I was fine, most of the time. But not always.
Being so lucky, allowed me to talk to females, but I knew I could only go so far. Making out and sex with females, would not be possible until I solve both problems.
If it wasn't for my parents being cruel, I probably would of lost my virginity in middle school.
My advice...
What I learned about women, is that to make them laugh is to make fun of them. I take what they say to me and point out how stupid they are in a funny way. I love women. How you attract them, is showing that you are smarter than them.
We've all heard, women want to upgrade themselves or marrying into something better than themselves. This is why you hear red pill pickup artists say you need to do self improvement. It works, but most don't teach you how to talk to women.
Like I was saying, you have to make fun of what the woman says to you in a funny way, without being annoying.
If she says something that stands out to you. Then make a joke about what she just said. Be slightly mean, but also at the same time, saying you like her (a mean flirt). This gets women women every time.
What's an example of this...
Hot babe says, "I think somebody is annoying..." after you say a joke to her. You reply with, "You're annoyed, because you can't say anything back. Am I really that hot?"
Let's break this down... "You're annoyed, because you can't say anything back." is slightly mean and really more playful. Don't say, "You're annoyed, because you lack wit." That's too mean for a female usually. If you're trying to get them to sleep with you.
"Am I really that hot?" Yes, ****y and funny, like sosauve.com has always believed in. I am a former member. I consider you guys my brothers.
****y and funny really works with women. But what I'll add to it, from what I've learned over the years is making fun of what women say to me to appear smarter than them. Also, putting women on the spot.
Putting women on the spot...I'll give an example...
Instead of asking a woman, "What do you like to do for fun?" Ask her, "What do you do for fun, that you know I'm not gonna like?"
Funny right? She is guaranteed to smile or laugh.
I'll will explain the technique of putting a woman on the spot in another post later.
-- JLEVITATE
Being so lucky, allowed me to talk to females, but I knew I could only go so far. Making out and sex with females, would not be possible until I solve both problems.
If it wasn't for my parents being cruel, I probably would of lost my virginity in middle school.
My advice...
What I learned about women, is that to make them laugh is to make fun of them. I take what they say to me and point out how stupid they are in a funny way. I love women. How you attract them, is showing that you are smarter than them.
We've all heard, women want to upgrade themselves or marrying into something better than themselves. This is why you hear red pill pickup artists say you need to do self improvement. It works, but most don't teach you how to talk to women.
Like I was saying, you have to make fun of what the woman says to you in a funny way, without being annoying.
If she says something that stands out to you. Then make a joke about what she just said. Be slightly mean, but also at the same time, saying you like her (a mean flirt). This gets women women every time.
What's an example of this...
Hot babe says, "I think somebody is annoying..." after you say a joke to her. You reply with, "You're annoyed, because you can't say anything back. Am I really that hot?"
Let's break this down... "You're annoyed, because you can't say anything back." is slightly mean and really more playful. Don't say, "You're annoyed, because you lack wit." That's too mean for a female usually. If you're trying to get them to sleep with you.
"Am I really that hot?" Yes, ****y and funny, like sosauve.com has always believed in. I am a former member. I consider you guys my brothers.
****y and funny really works with women. But what I'll add to it, from what I've learned over the years is making fun of what women say to me to appear smarter than them. Also, putting women on the spot.
Putting women on the spot...I'll give an example...
Instead of asking a woman, "What do you like to do for fun?" Ask her, "What do you do for fun, that you know I'm not gonna like?"
Funny right? She is guaranteed to smile or laugh.
I'll will explain the technique of putting a woman on the spot in another post later.
-- JLEVITATE
