How do you guys tell legit Lay Reports apart from BS ones?

[Jesse Pinkman]

Given that anyone can make up a lie online about getting laid. I want to hear from the pros here. Give me examples of a lay report too on here that you can definitely believe is a legit one.

 

[devilkingx2]

if it sounds extremely outlandish and has no proof or questionable details, don't believe it unless it comes from a credible member.

If it has proof, is perfectly reasonable, or has a detailed logically consistent explanation, then there's no need to be overly skeptical.

Always take all advice with a grain of salt because someone else's experiences may not apply to you.

 

[Chuck Taylor]

This one reads as legit -

Lay-Report: French-American Girl | SoSuave Discussion Forum

 

[Striker_93]

My gut never lies, if you know then you know.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

if it sounds extremely outlandish and has no proof or questionable details, don't believe it unless it comes from a credible member.

If it has proof, is perfectly reasonable, or has a detailed logically consistent explanation, then there's no need to be overly skeptical.

Always take all advice with a grain of salt because someone else's experiences may not apply to you.

Give me examples of "extremely outlandish" because it seems like lots of guys claim to get laid off of circumstances that seem abnormal.

 

[devilkingx2]

Give me examples of "extremely outlandish" because it seems like lots of guys claim to get laid off of circumstances that seem abnormal.

I really don't want to call anybody out but...

theres one guy who posts about getting a girl to come over a bunch of times and him never being able to keep an erection. And the whole story seems pretty sus and fishy to me, she keeps coming over to be disappointed like 5 times? This dude can't get hard for a naked horny woman who he claims is like a 7 because she ain't a 9? Something ain't adding up.

There's another dude who posted a variety of threads like how he banged a daughter while dating the mother, he's dating a girl that's wife material and wants to cheat on her with the 22 year olds that are giving him numbers, he made a girl so wet just by turning her on that her panties needed to be hung out to dry, he met a porn star he wants to seduce, he's hitting on his hot female neighbor, etc. Those threads are all 2022 threads by the way.

 

[Black Widow Void]

I rarely talk about my adventures, and the reason is because as you said… anybody can make up anything on an anonymous forum.

I have however challenged a few claims by members whom, I did not think were being legitimate.

As far as the inauthentic ones, I consider this to be a fairly good sign: If they've only been on the forum a year or two and they have made more postings than I have in my 12 years… we have to wonder when they’ve had the time for all these lays.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

Given that anyone can make up a lie online about getting laid. I want to hear from the pros here. Give me examples of a lay report too on here that you can definitely believe is a legit one.

Pic or didn't happen lulz!

YouTube is full of fraudin boomers and house husband's shilling rubbish. Receipts or sounds Made up.

Vet your gurus.

 

[Epimanes]

Got home from work... my gf was making dinner cuz she's home before me.... asked if I would like to go upstairs cuz she's been chomping at the bit for past couple days. I said ok let's go..... we ****ed.... cleaned up and then we finished Makin dinner together.

Her drive is higher than mine so... it works out.

 

[Konada]

I really don't want to call anybody out but...

theres one guy who posts about getting a girl to come over a bunch of times and him never being able to keep an erection. And the whole story seems pretty sus and fishy to me, she keeps coming over to be disappointed like 5 times? This dude can't get hard for a naked horny woman who he claims is like a 7 because she ain't a 9? Something ain't adding up.

There's another dude who posted a variety of threads like how he banged a daughter while dating the mother, he's dating a girl that's wife material and wants to cheat on her with the 22 year olds that are giving him numbers, he made a girl so wet just by turning her on that her panties needed to be hung out to dry, he met a porn star he wants to seduce, he's hitting on his hot female neighbor, etc. Those threads are all 2022 threads by the way.

Or the one where the girl's assh0le dilated to a size of a tennis ball and dude could see her stomach.

 

[Chuck Taylor]

Or the one where the girl's assh0le dilated to a size of a tennis ball and dude could see her stomach.

Damm.

 

[Velasco]

Or the one where the girl's assh0le dilated to a size of a tennis ball and dude could see her stomach

To this day the only thread I'm aware of that got locked by moderators without there being any fighting involved
https://www.sosuave.net/forum/threads/the-self-gaper.273269

far as the inauthentic ones, I consider this to be a fairly good sign: If they've only been on the forum a year or two and they have made more postings than I have in my 12 years… we have to wonder when they’ve had the time for all these lays

Seems Hank can't keep away from this forum. Much like the OP of this thread

 

[RangerMIke]

I seldom share my success.... only my failures because you learn more for failure than success.

The thing to learn form 'lay reports' is that once a woman likes you, and she is available, there isn't really anything that you DO to make that happen, at that point all you can do is fvck it up...

- miss reading her signals
- not having the logistic right
- getting too drunk or stoned to perform
- not being patient
- being a goof ball idiot.

 

[Don Dark Horse]

Given that anyone can make up a lie online about getting laid. I want to hear from the pros here. Give me examples of a lay report too on here that you can definitely believe is a legit one.

Proof or it didn't happen. Some guys like talking rubbish and put spice on everything.

Unless it comes from a source you already trust.

 

[PRW63]

If they post it on the internet to a bunch of anonymous people in order to impress them,...it is probably BS. If it is real then it is probably a juvenile minded guy banging slutty chicks with Sport Sex.

Real events with actual mature high quality people you will never hear about because they don't have to impress anyone and they don't consider their personal life anyone else's business.

 

[Jesse Pinkman]

As far as the inauthentic ones, I consider this to be a fairly good sign: If they've only been on the forum a year or two and they have made more postings than I have in my 12 years… we have to wonder when they’ve had the time for all these lays.

While I would normally agree with this, I think that the tone of the posts is a far better indicator as well as their forum behavior. Some people legit have a couple hours in the week to just slouch around and not do much, they genuinely enjoy sharing thoughts and having healthy debates with strangers online. Plus, you can share more anonymously than you can with friends these says. That said, there are three different type of guys here:

1. The ones that add value, share their observations around what they are seeing out there, give certain advice based on their experience, share field reports every now and then, and create healthy conversations with other users in a community. I've met guys like this in real life on a past forum I was on and come to find, they were liked by people in real life too. They tend to generate a positive vibe but on the forum and off of it, one good example of this is @In2theGame

OR

2. The ones that are posting non-stop about politics, are always negative, come off as very misogynistic but in a hateful way, are borderline redpill/blackpill, and create some of the most depressing content on the forum you get sad off of reading. These are also the guys complaining about height, ethnicity, and you name it. Like I refuse to believe these guys live anything close to a productive life and are probably off putting to everyone they meet.

AND finally, the worst.

3. The ones who seem to always stir the pot, keep tabs on people, are always tangled up in every forum drama/argument, and take that sort of stuff way too seriously (reputation points, etc.). These are the guys who will remember every detail about other forum members and may even go as far as to try and doxx them. They are always nitpicking and criticizing other members, always being tangled up in crap and are usually the ones that start the whole ordeal. I don't care how many lay reports they post, I refuse to believe these guys have any success with women. One common giveaway is that they seem to be in various online communities and carry the drama from one community to the next.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Personally, I feel we have to assume most posts are true, if only for the sake of discussion. I say most because some posts are pretty out there like other members already pointed out, but those are exceptions.

So lets say an op posts something about his gf, maybe he´s having a bit a trouble in a specific area, and in the post he writes something along the lines of "Im certain she´s not cheating but..." for the sake of discussion I will assume thats the truth and she is not cheating on him, but then come other members and be like "No, no, no. Im SURE she´s cheating on you". I find that so annoying I just roll my eyes.

 

[Barrister]

The BS lay reports are actually pretty fun. We have a poster who claims to have been living with sisters and a mom and had sex with all three of them. And they all wanted to cook and clean for him while he lived there rent free. Then, he got kicked out. Next post he makes is about how he suddenly has a girlfriend who is wanting him to marry her or something. Within like 3-4 months of getting the boot from the family affair. I actually enjoy reading these if for no other reason they are entertaining.

What I find more of a nuisance is when someone posts a legit lay report and you get some douche demanding pictures of the women or proclaiming the story to be a lie.

 

[2Rocky]

Given that anyone can make up a lie online about getting laid. I want to hear from the pros here. Give me examples of a lay report too on here that you can definitely believe is a legit one.

The more eloquently written word salads are products of fiction. Straight to the point , more believable...

 

[Tilex]

If the entire story sounded like it came straight out of an action movie, it's Bullsh!t.
When I read stories about field reports & lay reports I have to picture it in my mind as if I was in their shoes.
I've read some stories from members on here that sounded extremely outlandish and implausible.