Is this good flirtation?

[Sebastian0001]

Women sends me a GIF of a woman drinking straight from the bottle because its only Wednesday morning and the weekend is not here yet.

I respond with "I thought we agreed that you would stop drinking for breakfast. Now you are swigging straight from the bottle?"

Any better more funny more flirty way to respond?

 

[Velasco]

Weak.

Not planning on finishing that bottle all by yourself now are u? *smiley face emoji with the tongue on the side*

It's teasing + tryna make something happen.

 

[Zimbabwe]

Do we need a dozen different threads for the most basic stuff? Do you need us to hold your hands on the way to a date too?

Seriously man your 42 years old...

 

[RobbyDog]

Honestly man you’re way overthinking it. If you overthink through text, you’ll freeze up in person. It’s got to flow naturally. Just try to have fun with the convo and don’t be afraid to sexualize it. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Youll make mistakes for sure but if a woman likes you enough she’ll let it slide. You’ll improve with practice.

 

[Mike32ct]

“No more drinking on the job. Unless you’re working from home lol.”

 

[darksprezzatura]

Any better more funny more flirty way to respond?

Why? So she's impressed by your humour?

I might respond with an emoji, probably ignore

 

[Dr.Suave]

its over for OverThinkingCels

Plan a date you would actually enjoy regardless of company. Triple book some girls. If none flakes, go out with the hottest one and bail on the others. Rinse & repeat.

 

[Sebastian0001]

its over for OverThinkingCels

Plan a date you would actually enjoy regardless of company. Triple book some girls. If none flakes, go out with the hottest one and bail on the others. Rinse & repeat.

ok i am honestly just not good enough at this point to book 3 women per weekend. I am just getting back on my feet after a 8 year relationship! Where do you meet women in these pandemic times? Pandemic seems to be ending so maybe it will be better.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I respond with "I thought we agreed that you would stop drinking for breakfast. Now you are swigging straight from the bottle?"

Any better more funny more flirty way to respond?

A more funny way to respond? "I wonder if that bottle would fit in your vagina?"

P.S. because most people don't understand sarcasm, I am NOT actually recommending you use that line. But in all seriousness, you can't expect the forum to teach you how to be a smooth talker. You can't ask for advice on how to respond to every text you get from a girl.

 

[Striker_93]

Either you have it or you don't, nobody here can teach you how to be smooth or flirt with women.

You can only be taught the basics everything else is on you.

 

[jaymbrs]

"Stressed out already? I know the perfect de-stresser"
If she responds flirtatiously, you're in.

 

[SW15]

its over for OverThinkingCels

Plan a date you would actually enjoy regardless of company. Triple book some girls. If none flakes, go out with the hottest one and bail on the others. Rinse & repeat.

Men who overthink tend to be incel or more AFC/struggling beta male. Book smarts and academic type intelligence do not play well in the seduction field. Guys with 2.5 GPAs in public high school or public universities tend to get more vagina than men with 3.5+ GPAs at elite private high schools or private colleges.

 

[Sebastian0001]

Why? So she's impressed by your humour?

I might respond with an emoji, probably ignore

Interesting, can I ask why? What is the reasoning/logic for this approach?

 

[Dr.Suave]

ok i am honestly just not good enough at this point to book 3 women per weekend. I am just getting back on my feet after a 8 year relationship! Where do you meet women in these pandemic times? Pandemic seems to be ending so maybe it will be better.

Dating apps. I used Tinder and Bumble. You gotta have patience though. Sometimes I would not get a match in days and then, suddenly lots of matches

 

[Sebastian0001]

Dating apps. I used Tinder and Bumble. You gotta have patience though. Sometimes I would not get a match in days and then, suddenly lots of matches

yeah i use that too and hinge but the women have so many guys that even when matching, sometimes they don't respond. Or they might just have a profile on there but not really seriously looking because the hot ones probably get so much attention all the time. Have you noticed these trends?

 

[darksprezzatura]

Interesting, can I ask why? What is the reasoning/logic for this approach?

Cuz a man is a leader with a lot of stuff on his mind. This useless BS isn't in an alphas design

 

[Dr.Suave]

yeah i use that too and hinge but the women have so many guys that even when matching, sometimes they don't respond. Or they might just have a profile on there but not really seriously looking because the hot ones probably get so much attention all the time. Have you noticed these trends?

Yes, i noticed. It can be brutal sometimes.

One day I said f0ck this. I started planning dates I was actually gonna enjoy regardless of company and started triple booking girls.

Guess what? When I was single booking most girls would flake. When I started to not give a f0ck and started triple booking, none would cancel. Like I was giving a vibe that was a mix of abundance/NotGivingaF0ck and they loved this. This went on for a while until I met my current gf