Wow, talk about it being OVER for bald men!

[MatureDJ]

Close shave for bride who left balding groom at altar

An Indian man was dumped after his bride-to-be fainted at the altar when it was revealed he was wearing a wig.The bride, who has not been named, had noticed tha

www.thetimes.co.uk

An Indian man was dumped after his bride-to-be fainted at the altar when it was revealed he was wearing a wig.

The bride, who has not been named, had noticed that the groom was constantly fiddling with his hair during the ceremony at Bhartana village in Uttar Pradesh, but put it down to nerves. Until, that is, she overheard a guest saying her soon-to-be spouse was concealing his baldness.

She fainted and, when she regained consciousness, had a discussion with her family about whether to go ahead with the ceremony, as the groom looked on sheepishly. She decided to call the wedding off and the crestfallen groom was asked to leave.

Here's a song that is almost half a century old that captures the mood (listen carefully to the lyrics):

 

[Billtx49]

Well he learned a universal law of human nature and relationships between men and women - The truth Always surfaces and becomes known …

The only variable in that law contains the word ‘when’

 

[Who Dares Win]

Hope he managed to get the money from her family before the wedding.

Its her family to pay him or the other way around? I'm not that familiar with that stuff.

 

[jimwho]

He should've showed her his ostentatiously lofty drilling setup and reeled her back in..

 

[Billtx49]

He should've showed her his ostentatiously lofty drilling setup and reeled her back in..

Yes, a fisherman needs a good pole to catch the best fish …

 

[jimwho]

Yes, The size of a fisherman’s pole catches the best fish …

Isn't that the "Ronco Pocket Fisherman" ?

 

[Billtx49]

Isn't that the "Ronco Pocket Fisherman" ?

Yes, … third pocket edition.

 

[logicallefty]

Shows that female nature is the same no matter what year the Delorean can get you to at 88mph, or where on Planet Earth or in the Galaxy that Scotty can beam you to.