Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

[RickTheToad]

Can't make this sh!t up...

Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

This woman believes size matters — and she’s got a new tattoo to prove it.

nypost.com

 

[Who Dares Win]

Sometime it seems like the kid running the matrix got bored and is doing stupid stuff before turning off the computer.

 

[Robert28]

Sounds like something a single mom would do. She’s got a history of making good decisions./s

 

[DonJuanjr]

Well, at least she doesn't care about girth.

 

[SW15]

She has a lot of other tattoos.

 

[MatureDJ]

It's OVER for DiickletCels.

 

[MatureDJ]

Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.

This is why being pr0stitute is the dream job for some women.

 

[SW15]

There are some size queens out there. Most women aren't so if a guy has a lower notch count, there's a good chance he'll never run into a size queen. If a guy gets a high enough notch counts, then chances are much higher he'll find himself interacting with a size queen.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Can't make this sh!t up...

Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

This woman believes size matters — and she’s got a new tattoo to prove it.

nypost.com

That chick could get it...I'm sure she would be happy with my measurement and even moreso with the way I use it.

 

[RickTheToad]

That chick could get it...I'm sure she would be happy with my measurement and even moreso with the way I use it.

Us toads' members are measured in millimeters, so I'm out. ;'0

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Us toads' members are measured in millimeters, so I'm out. ;'0

Hahahaha, don't toads just bust their nut on some eggs that get laid? Don't even get to bust a nut inside the females!

 

[Zimbabwe]

Did she seriously just wake up one morning and think "I'm going to get a ruler tattoo"?

 

[Bandolero]

That chick could get it...I'm sure she would be happy with my measurement and even moreso with the way I use it.

Ahh the self proclaimed master of sex again.

 

[RickTheToad]

Hahahaha, don't toads just bust their nut on some eggs that get laid? Don't even get to bust a nut inside the females!

Yea, we don't do it for fun, just procreation.

 

[Kotaix]

Actual headline: "Woman gets another stupid tattoo and dresses like a ho to get more d!ck".

 

[zekko]

Her name is Tracy Kiss, but for some reason this reminds me of the rock band Kiss.

 

[Stuffnu]

Perhaps we should get one tattooed to our leg so we can measure her stretched labia.
Just another classless hood rat deserving a swipe to the left.

 

[2Rocky]

Just so long as she puts a mark for each man she measures and "accomodates" as well. Whats good for the goose can be good for a gander eh?

" Oh my you're my high mark so far!"

 

[derby1]

involving a 14 year old in her pics? and exposing her to this nonsense