For those that drink and also use "OLD"

[Black Widow Void]

I haven't contributed anything new is quite a while. Here's something to add to your profile.

"If you don't look like your photos, then you're buying the drinks until you do."

 

[Juanto]

Pretty funny I will admit. But do girls respond to it?

 

[Stuffnu]

I’ve seen many women already using it.
”Include photos below your neckline“

 

[jimwho]

The brief Old sites I tried were more for amusement and admittedly for a shot at a Hottie. Two ridiculous things
I put in the Bio..
1. If you like long walks on the beach, I hope you blend well.
2. If you like long walks on the beach, you can pull me in a Rickshaw.
3. If you love to travel, I look forward to hearing how things went.

Warning: These are the types of things that don't go over well.

 

[lost_blackbird]

This bio got me banned. The delusion is stroooooong on Bumble.
I have a new phone number now, I wonder if I should start a new account?

 

[Black Widow Void]

Pretty funny I will admit. But do girls respond to it?

Wish that I could claim ownership for the comical remark.

Truth is, a woman that I recently took out ... had mentioned reading this on some profile.

I’m not sure if she met this guy or not, but she thought it was funny. This girl was a “9” in the body department and a solid 7.5 in the face.

And for enquiring minds, I didn’t hit a home run, but I’m also not out of the game yet.

 

[Don Dark Horse]

This bio got me banned. The delusion is stroooooong on Bumble.
I have a new phone number now, I wonder if I should start a new account?

This profile is golden ahahaha!

I haven't contributed anything new is quite a while. Here's something to add to your profile.

"If you don't look like your photos, then you're buying the drinks until you do."

Very slick bio OP. If I go back to OLD, I will give it a try.

 

[jimwho]

And for enquiring minds, I didn’t hit a home run, but I’m also not out of the game yet.

LOB ?

 

[Black Widow Void]

LOB ?

I'm behind the times with jargon and abbreviations.

"LOB?"

 

[jimwho]

And for enquiring minds, I didn’t hit a home run, but I’m also not out of the game yet.

^^^ (LOB) (left-on-base) or "stranded" Baseball Nerd speak-Jargon. You old guys should know this!

 

[zekko]

I haven't contributed anything new is quite a while. Here's something to add to your profile.

"If you don't look like your photos, then you're buying the drinks until you do."

Good stuff, you're on a roll today.