Using Dogs as a Crutch to meet Women

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I mean it works...dogs and babies basically give you free openers with many women who will approach you.
I can vouch for this, i put a pic of me with a Husky on bumble and got double the amount of likes i used to get.

I honestly have no idea why women even love dogs so much.
 

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Never purposely used a dog to meet woman, but I've definitely been in situations where women probably felt I was more approachable. I take my dog almost everywhere, she rides shot gun with me in my truck all the time. I was literally in a drive-thru this evening and the girl at the window complimented my dog. She was young and cute, but I wasn't trying to make anything of it, but it did spark a mini conversation between us. Women love dogs and they can be a good ice breaker, but you need to have a follow up game plan. Simply having a cute dog is not going to get you laid.
 

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I have had several dogs.

Women only seem to approach if it is a puppy or small breed. They never approached my Pit even though she was very sweet and gentle.

Recent experience:

At the beach two days ago a very tan, brunette woman in a thong bikini and big sunglasses approached and started petting and baby talking my puppy. She even got on her hands and knees to play with the dog.

At the dog park last week, a red head who kind of looked like Lindsey Lohan came over to see the dog and we chatted for at least half an hour.

Getting a dog as a way to score is kind of lame IMO, but as long as the animal is well taken care of, it’s not the worst thing in the world.

It will give you a hobby that gets you outside and practicing conversation with attractive women. That way when you are out without your pet, conversation with attractive women is not as foreign or awkward.



Wing-Dogs, lol
 

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Update:

I found a local Facebook group specific to my breed.
From what I can tell most members are female.
Maybe I can arrange some kind of doggie play date?
No worse than OLD I suppose…
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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Add something like this to your OLD profile.
“My loyal companion that also makes a great breakfast”
Sit back and watch your inbox explode ..
 

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Update:

I found a local Facebook group specific to my breed.
From what I can tell most members are female.
Maybe I can arrange some kind of doggie play date?
No worse than OLD I suppose…
Odd as it is, I can actually see this working. I think you would need to screen the female and make sure she's single and begin flirting way before the meet up so she is not taken back by it. You and the female should both know what is gonna happen before you meet, but never say it verbally. Girls love when you speak innuendo. Think of this as a modern "Netflix and chill". If both you dogs get along well, you're pretty much guaranteed the pvssy.
 
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