Speaking of post wall women, look at this profile of a 48 year old I just saw on OLD. the most demanding ones I've ever seen, especially from a middle aged women. She's kinda cute. I might message her since I'm a gluten for punishment. If you look at her qualifiers, she's not going to have a huge pool. Is this woman a nutcase? Women are crazy, but I've never seen anything like this before.
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(I’m the girl next door who doesn’t like roses, bacon or wearing jeans.) I've run across a few guys I know on here. It's kind of like being in detention after school and seeing a couple friends there. It's good to see them, but you're sorry they ended up in detention and make a mental note to swap stories later. If you choose to message me, please don't ask how the dating is going. This is not my first attempt at Match, this alone negates any mystery as to ‘how it’s going’. I've found my brother 8 times so far in my daily matches. It's not looking good for me. The most attractive trait I like in a date is his sense of humor. I appreciate wit, sarcasm and a bit of banter. I am financially responsible and want any date to be as well. Paying the minimum payment on 10 credit cards on time each month is not what I'm talking about either. I'm only interested in local dates at this time. If there is a toll road involved in us seeing each other or if we stand (yes, STAND!) for different flags at the Olympics, it's just not going to work. I prefer someone whose divorce has been final for 3 years. In other words, someone who has been able to successfully move beyond the hurt and no longer carrying the baggage of a past relationship gone awry. I appreciate good spelling and grammar. Please know the different types of there, your, lose, to, etc. Baking and cooking are a specialty. I've often been told to open a bakery. You need to be OK with the fact that on a rare occasion, I will simply eat cookies and only cookies for dinner. This falls somewhere between my weakness for them and the sheer pleasure that I’m an adult and can make that decision. The only addiction I have is dental floss. Hoping my date's addiction(s), if any, are just as harmless. For recreation and fun I'm up for almost anything. I attempted kite surfing lessons. I did get up, surfed and decided there are safer hobbies. I crossed off 'run a marathon' in 2016 after running in Chicago. People told me I would get addicted to marathons. This was not the case!! I ran the Bayshore half in 2017 and now just run for the fun of it. Yes, I know that sentence does not make sense to some people.
. For some reason, the list below seems to be a crowd favorite, I realize each 'add' is like taking a blowtorch to an already dry pond. But hopefully, in the end, it will bring along the right person. If not, it's been a real interesting time on here. Definitely have more stories than I ever thought I would. We are not a match if you(r)(‘re): •not showing any teeth in your photos •have kissy, duck lips or pouty face photos •sport a molester 'stache or soul patch •list your love language as 'touch'. This does not make you unique to any other guy that puts his 'love language' on here. It's ALWAYS touch. I picture someone driving a windowless van with 'FREE CANDY' written on the side •have multiple tattoos. Now, I can forgive one or two poor decisions while in college. I know I made plenty •wear jewelry. Unless it has something to do with serving our country, it's a turnoff *posted getting your vaccine anywhere on social media •travel photos. I've seen a lot of places. Go easy on the travel pics •height. This seems to be a tricky question for guys. If unsure, have a friend double check that number •don't have a profile picture •main photo is of you and your cat •have a selfie with your shirt off •wear Affliction T-shirt’s and/or wife beaters •have a selfie of you in bed •have a photo taken in Planet Fitness •have sunglasses on in every photo •send me a message that was written or suggested by Match •have 'lonely' or 'lost' as part of your name •over 35 and wear a flat brimmed hat •have profile pics of your pick-up
•ask me for my weight and measurements •believe in reincarnation (farm animal or human) •believe the alignment of the stars has anything to do with personalities or relationships •voted for the puppet and still support it