Slept over at a chick's house yesterday and we didn't have sex

[firstbornunicorn]

And it was great. Both of us were super tired from work, so we watched an episode of squid game, then cuddled/talked for about an hour whilst falling asleep.

 

[corrector]

You were tired so you fell asleep so you want brownie points for being a good boy? Just being tired does not really count, you should be fully awake when abstaining.

 

[EyeBRollin]

More context…

Is this a plate you have already smashed?

 

[Robert28]

"Feels so good" huh lol
Welcome to the friendzone. Enjoy your visit

Yep. But when you hear this for god sakes ghost her.

 

[firstbornunicorn]

More context…

Is this a plate you have already smashed?

All the holes yes.

 

[Modern Man Advice]

And it was great. Both of us were super tired from work, so we watched an episode of squid game, then cuddled/talked for about an hour whilst falling asleep.

I mean good for you man, and no offense but what made you feel the need to share this with us? What were you trying to accomplish? Let it out? Advice? Approval? All of the above?

If this happens, which is perfectly normal in a relationship that is steady, just keep it to yourself. No need to share your private life unless you are looking for an outsider's perspective.

Live in private, date in private, be happy in private.

Modern Man Advice

 

[Fruitbat]

I do this every time my wife’s boyfriend goes home. Awesome.

 

[HaleyBaron]

And it was great. Both of us were super tired from work, so we watched an episode of squid game, then cuddled/talked for about an hour whilst falling asleep.

This guy gay af.

 

[firstbornunicorn]

what made you feel the need to share this with us? What were you trying to accomplish? Let it out? Advice? Approval? All of the above?

Had a hunch about the reactions I'd get, and now I know the members I need to ignore (you're not one of them)

 

[Barrister]

I mean good for you man, and no offense but what made you feel the need to share this with us? What were you trying to accomplish? Let it out? Advice? Approval? All of the above?

If this happens, which is perfectly normal in a relationship that is steady, just keep it to yourself. No need to share your private life unless you are looking for an outsider's perspective.

Live in private, date in private, be happy in private.

Modern Man Advice

This was my reaction as well. OP has been around for a bit so I don't think he is a troll per se -- but this particular post is clearly a trolling post. Just trying to stir up people. So you didn't have sex with your plate on some random night you both hung out? Big whoop.

 

[SargeMaximus]

So let me get this straight: you create a post with the sole purpose of triggering people, then you place those people on ignore because shocker they are triggered? Dude that’s stupid. Block me too please, I’m doing the same.

 

[corrector]

All the holes yes.

Definitely no brownie points then.

 

[firstbornunicorn]

Definitely no brownie points then.

I'm not a total dweeb. The non sexual intimacy is also very nice.

 

[2Rocky]

I'm not a total dweeb. The non sexual intimacy is also very nice.

This is important in a relationship to me... there is an illustration that shows this quite well,

and when you have someone you have the passion for, but can be vulnerable with , it just makes the passion better...

 

[Juanto]

this is a troll, surely

 

[powersize]

And it was great. Both of us were super tired from work, so we watched an episode of squid game, then cuddled/talked for about an hour whilst falling asleep.

Did you smash her in the morning?

 

[BackInTheGame78]

And it was great. Both of us were super tired from work, so we watched an episode of squid game, then cuddled/talked for about an hour whilst falling asleep.

Have you banged this woman before?

 

[Bokanovsky]

All the holes yes.

Then what is the point of this thread? I don’t understand.

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

Then what is the point of this thread? I didn’t understand.

The point is that he's raised by a single mother and is now being left to pick up the pieces of his manhood in the best way he can and to reaffirm his manhood, he needs to show all of us how its really done; only thing is, we get these guys like once a month that come thru and start giving advice, trying to insult anyone that disagrees with them because they don't have enough life experience to entertain an actual conversation, you need patience for that! How the **** is a modern woman gonna teach her son patience? She's not.

Sh!t rolls down hill, don't mind, just another sh!t ball passing through, Mom up top looking for a man

 

[Black Widow Void]

How precious.
This post is getting all of us teary eyed. In fact, we're all meeting next week for a group hug.