T-shirt: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Step Dad

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This will never work out. She controls the frame and sees Mr. Cuckface as a wallet. My crystal ball predicts divorce rape in this guys future.
 

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LOOOOOOOL

She secured the bag, he secured the vag. The kid grows up stable, they all win.

Let people live their lives and you do you.
I mean how else is that dude getting a semi hot chick? He might even get to have feel sorry for him sex every few months.
 

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The male is Daniel Kibblesmith and the cvnt is Jennifer Wright. This thing is a geek on steroids.




Sad. She does speaking tours. You know she's getting rammed by other dudes. Possible they have an open relationship.

 

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The male is Daniel Kibblesmith and the cvnt is Jennifer Wright. This thing is a geek on steroids.




Sad. She does speaking tours. You know she's getting rammed by other dudes. Possible they have an open relationship.

Looks like she is winning at life, not only can she easly sleep with Chads but she even has a soyboy beta to foot the bill/raise Chads children.
 

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If they were a couple, she is a hotwife.
She does speaking tours. You know she's getting rammed by other dudes. Possible they have an open relationship.
If a woman is in a committed relationship with a guy who looks like that, it has to be an open relationship, as we've both acknowledged. There's zero chance a woman can be monogamous with a soy looking guy like that.
 

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Physiognomy is real. That guy looks like a supreme beta male. He has a soy-ish look. I can't imagine women being interested in that even as a stepdad.
No he doesnt interest her, he's in for resources and tools, get some occasional ***** . While she going out smash other dude
 

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If a woman is in a committed relationship with a guy who looks like that, it has to be an open relationship, as we've both acknowledged. There's zero chance a woman can be monogamous with a soy looking guy like that.
Well, apparently, when she was a HS cheerleader, she would had married him then too (BS BTW)! Why any dude would agree to take on another dude's unborn kid, is beyond me. He's going to eventually push for his own offspring... It should be interesting to see if she'll allow him to actually have sex with her or not..


 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

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Well, apparently, when she was a HS cheerleader, she would had married him then too (BS BTW)! Why any dude would agree to take on another dude's unborn kid, is beyond me. He's going to eventually push for his own offspring... It should be interesting to see if she'll allow him to actually have sex with her or not..


When she was a high school cheerleader, her boyfriend was some football, basketball, or baseball guy. Not a soy looking guy.
 

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Well, apparently, when she was a HS cheerleader, she would had married him then too (BS BTW)! Why any dude would agree to take on another dude's unborn kid, is beyond me. He's going to eventually push for his own offspring... It should be interesting to see if she'll allow him to actually have sex with her or not..


Had I gone to a coed high school, and she was a cheerleader there, I would have fapped to her. :cool:
 

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It’s one thing to date a single mom, but to date one that is currently pregnant?

You want to be around for the birth of somebody else’s kid?
I guess this would be like waiting in line for open pen!s parking spot in her vajaya.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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I'd expect her to stick around until she loses the baby weight but then all bets are off. Hope he has a good attorney.
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

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