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It's all fun and games until you get rejected by a base primateHumans are chimps are so closely related genetically that I wonder if a male human could successfully impregnate a female chimp.
Should we be ChimpMaxing?
Why don’t you try the reverse and post a field report of how it wentHumans are chimps are so closely related genetically that I wonder if a male human could successfully impregnate a female chimp.
No, it’s already over for Chimpcels
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Humans are bigger than chimps. It's the reason that mules have an ass father and a horse mother.
Actually this is progress. Chimps are closer to humans than cats.Zoo Bans Woman Having 'Affair' with Chimpanzee from Seeing Him
"We're having an affair, I'll just say. Other dozens of visitors are allowed to make contact," said Adie Timmermans. "Then why not me?"
Read how this woman describes her relationship with a chimp that she visits every week at a zoo. The absolute state of women hahaha. Imagine if a man said this .
Some real monkey business in action!Woman in Belgium banned from zoo for developing a relationship with a chimpZoo Bans Woman Having 'Affair' with Chimpanzee from Seeing Him
"We're having an affair, I'll just say. Other dozens of visitors are allowed to make contact," said Adie Timmermans. "Then why not me?"
I've seen a few hippos on Tinder.
Lay ReportHumans are chimps are so closely related genetically that I wonder if a male human could successfully impregnate a female chimp.
Chimpmaxxing.
Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
No they cant Chimp and humans are genetically too far from each others.Humans are chimps are so closely related genetically that I wonder if a male human could successfully impregnate a female chimp.
