I hired a h0oker to LARP as my date so I could send a pic to my dad

[SargeMaximus]

Imo what makes you a weak, pitiful man is that you care what your dad thinks about you. Its your life to live for yourself, not for him.

 

[B80]

I only have to look at social media this minute to know the process

lead man on>have kid>remove dad from household whilst kid still in nappies>blame dad>Im victim

unless you earn over 80k the woman will 100% hook up with the state

I was/am earning more than that and had exactly each step of the 2nd para happen to me...

 

[Alvafe]

I see this as a problem in so many lvls, I don't even want to delve on it...

 

[Bigpapa]

Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....

if you are not borderline autistic or morbidly ugly ,you literally have no excuses to not score at least from time to time a 6 or a 7 ( basically an average girl )

so stop with this things , even more hard cases than you , like for example @corrector understood that mainly the problem is with him not necessarily with the women in most cases

Suck it up and start approaching women so you do not have to spend money on ugly escorts , as most of them are maximum 7s ( and this are the upper escorts echelon )

 

[derby1]

I was/am earning more than that and had exactly each step of the 2nd para happen to me...

I only have to listen to my daughters 12 year old school piers, to see they are totally owned by misandrist feminism.

 

[B80]

if you are not borderline autistic or morbidly ugly ,you literally have no excuses to not score at least from time to time a 6 or a 7 ( basically an average girl )

so stop with this things , even more hard cases than you , like for example @corrector understood that mainly the problem is with him not necessarily with the women in most cases

Suck it up and start approaching women so you do not have to spend money on ugly escorts , as most of them are maximum 7s ( and this are the upper escorts echelon )

thats what I found looking up local escorts on adult work. pretty much all of them look trashy, not particularly attractive, even the ones costing 100's an hour.

 

[Guy69JackBlue]

thats what I found looking up local escorts on adult work. pretty much all of them look trashy, not particularly attractive, even the ones costing 100's an hour.

Cause you're in the wrong location.

I'm on vacation in Barcelona and I just paid 65eur ($78) to fvck a "HB9". And I have really high standards for looks because I've done this so many times.

I'll probably go back tomorrow. They have a whole lineup to choose from and there's a few of these places I know about.

 

[Bigpapa]

Cause you're in the wrong location.

I'm on vacation in Barcelona and I just paid 65eur ($78) to fvck a "HB9". And I have really high standards for looks because I've done this so many times.

I'll probably go back tomorrow. They have a whole lineup to choose from and there's a few of these places I know about.

man , I live in Barcelona , and good looking escorts are 200+ euros per hour

dunno on what you paid 65 euros , maybe on a tranny with a bigger penis than yours

 

[Fruitbat]

Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....

This is going to sound like the typical smart ass DJ comment, but if you’re hiring h00kers to please your dad, or prove something to him, and he’s accusing you of being g@y etc....
Perhaps you need to think about your relationship with your father and how that might be affecting your confidence/frame.

if my dad thought like that I wouldn’t go to those lengths...that’s an unhealthy father/son dynamic if you ask me

 

[PRW63]

Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

Expensive pic.

You could have walked up to any chick at a party and shouted "Selfie!!!" and got more pics than you could evern send to your dad,...for free.

 

[Guy69JackBlue]

man , I live in Barcelona , and good looking escorts are 200+ euros per hour

dunno on what you paid 65 euros , maybe on a tranny with a bigger penis than yours

I'll PM you the details.

 

[Xenom0rph]

Expensive pic.

You could have walked up to any chick at a party and shouted "Selfie!!!" and got more pics than you could evern send to your dad,...for free.

That's a creeper move..... Only Chad and Tyrone can do that without getting #metoo'd....

 

[bat soup]

Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....

You should have sent him a picture of her licking your balls.

 

[TheNewStyle123]

My folks do not care. They saw how treacherous my ex wife was and understand the state of affairs with women. Nobody bugs me once they find out I got married and divorced and it went too ugly.

Same here. It is honestly a badge of honor for me now. It's a good excuse as to why I have no interest in being married again for a long time (or ever). I see a lot of my friends and people I knew in college shacking up with their college sweethearts and it's sickening. Most of them I know seem to be getting married just to get married. Because "it's expected." I am thankful I got divorced so young. I learned so many valuable lessons that my friends lack.

 

[Modern Man Advice]

Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....

But you are weak until you stand up to your father. Lying to him is not going to make him "happy". And let's hope he does not find out you did this or he'll lose whatever small respect he has for you.

This is just my opinion, and I can be wrong, but not because he is your father means he owns you or should haunt your life. He should not be disrespecting you. Period. He will respect a man that can stand his ground, more than a son hiring a prostitute to lie to him.

Modern Man Advice

 

[PRW63]

That's a creeper move..... Only Chad and Tyrone can do that without getting #metoo'd....

If you think that you don't stand a chance.

 

[EyeBRollin]

OP this is bad. There are a still few tolerable gals out there. No excuses.

 

[Black Widow Void]

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....

Sounds like a nice Father's Day gift to me.
I’ve sort of done a similar thing with my family/relatives. They are all under the belief that I’m a Christian (though in truth, I’m agnostic.) The reason is simple; should I die before any of them, I want them to have peace in their belief that I made it into heaven and not hell.

 

[Fruitbat]

Sounds like a nice Father's Day gift to me.
I’ve sort of done a similar thing with my family/relatives. They are all under the belief that I’m a Christian (though in truth, I’m agnostic.) The reason is simple; should I die before any of them, I want them to have peace in their belief that I made it into heaven and not hell.

Ironically, by living the facade to save their feelings, you are doing far more in terms of empathy and good charitable will to your fellow humans than a very large percentage of religious people. Of course, without religion, you couldn’t possibly experience things like goodwill to your fellow humans as you need to have the threat of eternal torment to encourage those kinds of altruistic intentions.

Agnostic too bro, the wisest position is to admit nobody knows, and no God would every judge you for such.

 

[MatureDJ]

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