I hired a h0oker to LARP as my date so I could send a pic to my dad

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Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....
 

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Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.
I honestly have been thinking of doing this myself, I'm glad I'm not the only one.


Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......
They really dont know what its like, my father thinks things are easier now since we have phones. He goes on about how before u had to write down and memorise numbers. Working up the courage to call a woman and sometimes having to talk to her dad before dating her.


So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee
Out of curiosity how did you find this hooker and what did you tell her? I'm honestly thinking of doing the same since my tinder dates are not what i want to show my father.
 

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One of the most cruel things that my dad has told me was that I allowed my mother to pass away without ever seeing grandchildren, and now he's going to pass away without ever seeing grandchildren as well, so basically he feels his efforts raising me were entirely wasted.

I honestly don't understand boomers' obsession with procreation....

He obviously can't expect any grandkids from my gay brother, and my sister refuses to have children, but he says it doesn't bother him that my sister won't have kids because those kids wouldn't have been of his lineage anyways...

So he put all his faith in me and I've failed him....

This is one of the reasons why I truly despise SIMPs and SIMPery, they've made the dating market so much more difficult for the rest of us.
 

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My folks do not care. They saw how treacherous my ex wife was and understand the state of affairs with women. Nobody bugs me once they find out I got married and divorced and it went too ugly.
 

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Out of curiosity how did you find this hooker and what did you tell her? I'm honestly thinking of doing the same since my tinder dates are not what i want to show my father.
I'm a wh0remaxxer, I'm quite familiar with the wh0ring game in L.A. so finding a h0oker willing to do it was fairly easy. With h0okers, all it takes is money.

The real challenge is finding a h0e that isn't covered in tats and piercings.... the challenge is to find a h0e that can actually pass for a civilian.

I don't encourage you to do it though, it might be more headache for you than it's worth.
 

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One of the most cruel things that my dad has told me was that I allowed my mother to pass away without ever seeing grandchildren, and now he's going to pass away without ever seeing grandchildren as well, so basically he feels his efforts raising me were entirely wasted.

I honestly don't understand boomers' obsession with procreation....

He obviously can't expect any grandkids from my gay brother, and my sister refuses to have children, but he says it doesn't bother him that my sister won't have kids because those kids wouldn't have been of his lineage anyways...

So he put all his faith in me and I've failed him....

This is one of the reasons why I truly despise SIMPs and SIMPery, they've made the dating market so much more difficult for the rest of us.
You really think it's SIMPs that did it?

No, it's the amount of legal protection they have. All of traditional male roles can be fulfilled by the government and/or their easy office job.
 

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My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes...
I think things are bad for men on so many levels these days. The sexlessness stats for Millennials have been bad.

A lot of men are ignored by women. Some need sexual satisfaction.

The sexless cohort is so large that it can't just be men being pitiful. Yes, many men are pitiful with watching too much porn, playing too many video games, eating too much non-healthy food, etc. However, women's expectations now are unreasonable given some of the macroeconomic, technological, and sexual marketplace changes. Many men experienced dates in the mid to late 2010s that would have been good enough 10 years earlier to warrant a 2nd date and all that happened after that was a ghosting/flaking.

I am an advocate of self-improvement as a means to compete in the skewed marketplace.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I’ve told my parents the struggles that can be had out there even though they also don’t necessarily believe me. I don’t care though. I’m not going to settle down or make it seem like I’m truly interested in a woman just because of my parents.
 

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I think things are bad for men on so many levels these days. The sexlessness stats for Millennials have been bad.

A lot of men are ignored by women. Some need sexual satisfaction.

The sexless cohort is so large that it can't just be men being pitiful. Yes, many men are pitiful with watching too much porn, playing too many video games, eating too much non-healthy food, etc. However, women's expectations now are unreasonable given some of the macroeconomic, technological, and sexual marketplace changes. Many men experienced dates in the mid to late 2010s that would have been good enough 10 years earlier to warrant a 2nd date and all that happened after that was a ghosting/flaking.

I am an advocate of self-improvement as a means to compete in the skewed marketplace.
This really is a ticking time bomb, the media continues to ignore or even outright mock Incels.

For a lot of these guys it really isn't their fault that they were thrust into a heavily lop sided dating market. The bar just keeps getting higher and higher for men, what do people think is going to happen when 80% of men become incels?
 

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Im in my 40s and my mother still bugs me for grandchildren. Ive told her repeatedly its never going to happen. Even if I wanted kids I still wouldnt have them. Why? These ho's aint loyal. Women ALWAYS blowout. Kids are too risky.

I always laugh at the threads from young guys on here about "maintaining muh frame" as if you can magically change the whims of your average woman. All she has to do is say those 3 magic words "im not happy" and youre out, divorce raped, and saddled with 18 years of child support. Its a risk im not willing to take.

My father knows whats up though. He told me to build wealth and stay away from women. My father was a player in his younger days.
 

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Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....
You're first problem as to why you can't get women is you care too much what others think. It makes pu$$y dry up. They sense that in you I guarantee it. Just being real.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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LMAO, you get a 10/10 for creativity
 
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Boyos, the dating situation out there is so catastrophically bad that I had to resort to hiring and paying a h0oker to take a pic with me while LARPing as my date.

My dad is basically an out-of-touch boomer that can't comprehend how bad things are for men these days. He grew up during a time when women weren't conditioned to hate men by our media and education system. He didn't grow up during a time when women get bombarded with attention via OLD. He doesn't understand the skew in the sexual market place. He doesn't understand pvssy hyper-inflation....

Basically he thinks I'm a weak, pitiful man for not being able to find a decent woman. I'm a relatively decent-looking guy of respectable height, and according to his worldview, it shouldn't be difficult to find a woman given my resumé of attributes....unless of course I'm gay......

.....he's been lowkey cursing his fate at having "two gay sons".... I've blatantly told him several times that I'm not gay, the dating situation for men is just bad, really freaking bad.

So today, as a Father's Day gift, I texted him a pic of me and my "date" out enjoying a cup of coffee.

Since I care about his happiness, I'm willing to spin a pleasant fiction for him so he doesn't fall further into depression about potentially not having any grand children....
As long its not about the never ending chase to receive the "Son I am proud of you" then I guess it is OK.
It really doesn't matter what the old folks thinks of you and it is in my mind one of the greatest mistake most people make of trying to please them, instead of just doing your own thing and make yourself proud of who you are and the choices you made.

On side note; your story is sort of funny tho.. :up:
 
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Was chatting to my dad a few months ago after breaking up with someone I'd be seeing for 6 months - 1st semi serious relationship following divorce 3 years ago.

After hearing the ups and downs, pissinv around, his attitude was I wouldn't trust/bother with women now not worth the hassle. Just focus on your business, building empire for daughter and me , enjoy your hobbies then just bang some escorts if you need to get laid.

Was interesting hearing that from him, as he's pretty Conservative, been married with my mum for over 50 years!
 

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Even if I wanted kids I still wouldnt have them. Why? These ho's aint loyal. Women ALWAYS blowout. Kids are too risky.
I only have to look at social media this minute to know the process

lead man on>have kid>remove dad from household whilst kid still in nappies>blame dad>Im victim

unless you earn over 80k the woman will 100% hook up with the state
 

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My dad became a MGTOW by default as he got older. When he found out I was making nearly a 6 figure income his advice was "whatever you do dont get involved with a woman." My dad knew what was up.
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

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