Impregnating not the one

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As a member of the no kids crew, I would like to personally congratulate you, AND give you back your members only jacket

remember... they hate us, cuz they ain't us
Haha! The worst part is I spent 8 days working 16 hours a day through pure fear and thinking I will have 2 additional mouths to provide for.

It feels good to be free again.
 

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I bought Durex thin feel, in date and looked real. After breaking 2 I checked amazon to find a sea of negative reviews for the same reason, I've already refunded them.

PLEASANT UPDATE:

I got a call this morning "I have some goood newwwws" yes she came on her period. I remained emotionless because her willingness to get pregnant has confirmed I need to break all ties. I've known this woman for over 2 years and she's broody so to save myself the headache and stress, I'm trying to kill off the relationship.

Let this be a lesson to you all, it could be you next.
Happy to hear. Now, get better condoms and use lube inside the condom.
 

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Why were you wearing 2 condoms?
One split, and I felt it split because it started feeling good, put another one on and sadly I didn't feel the other split (despite checking a couple of times) until I nutted.
 

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One split, and I felt it split because it started feeling good, put another one on and sadly I didn't feel the other split (despite checking a couple of times) until I nutted.
If you don't want kids, have you ever thought about getting snipped? It's reversible but yet can save you all these stresses and headaches.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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If you don't want kids, have you ever thought about getting snipped? It's reversible but yet can save you all these stresses and headaches.
I do want kids, in the next few years, but just not right now and not with that girl.
 
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