Is that how you talk to other men? I'm willing to bet you have 0 friends and the only time you get ass is when the tissue breaks. Take your L and move along.
You would've lost that bet. The thing you fail to understand, and maybe this is where your autism is kicking in, is that NORMAL men talk to each other like this all the time. Your generation of offendonaughts has got no idea how to have a normal and fun conversation, that's why you are so busy being victimized by everything and everyone. Real men bully other dudes when they smell blood in the water, this is reality, The reason you are so concerned with 'respect' is that you have no idea how to have regular interactions. It's not just you, your entire generation is completely fvcked. I see this all the time, you aren't the exception dude. The number of people who are perpetually offended now boggles the mind.
I once was at a gym with 2 other guys, a slim little religious guy and a big fat hairy muslim. Well anyway, the big fat dude commented on the little guy's jumping jacks saying "Hey you're too fat to do those", it was clearly a joke. I gave him the nick name "Magic Mike" because he would always jump high. I always called him by his nickname. Well after about a month this dude went off and melted down in spectacular fashion. The last time we saw him his face was totally red. I recall getting changed, he came up to both of us wringing his little wrists, screaming and throwing his clothes and water bottle and telling us our behavior was INAPPROPRIATE before cancelling his membership and walking out forever. This was all it took to set him off so I'm not surprised you're all bent out of shape over this. For christ sake, surge maxim or whatever his name is got pissed off at me for questioning his smoothie ingredients. Sorry but this is insane and why you and your kind will never be able to have a normal relationship and why nothing from back then makes sense to you now. When offending people became a crime, society died. You are just the walking dead.
You will never see sh1t like this anymore because your generation would have a mental breakdown at the commercial break.
By the way, my wife is 10x meaner than I am and I love it. She is easily the most fun person I know. Do you want a fun girlfriend or do you want an offended fvck buddy who carries a mattress around on her back?