Sorry I just read this article... I used to frequent nomarriage.com
$25,000 <-- Average cost of a wedding in 2019
$850 <-- DJ
$10,000 <-- Modems for wedding?
$6,000 to $9,000 <-- Ring
$20,000 <-- Venue
Number of hours of enjoyment in one day: Sleep (8), Breakfast (1), Washroom (1). Prep (1). Ceremony (3). You are left with maybe 10 hours. How many of those hours will you actually enjoy. Between dancing at your party and fvcking her that night for 5 or 10 minutes, I'd say maybe 5 or 6
Contrast
Vive (VR System) <-- $700
Decent Rig (RTX 2060 Super) <-- $1500
Subnautica (VR) <-- $30 (Clocked 300 hours of pure enjoyment)
Skyrim (VR) <-- $60 (180)
GTA 5 (VR) <-- $3.99 (50)
Google Earth VR <-- $0.00 (80)
Elite Dangerous VR ($30)+ FlightStick($30) <-- (40)
Compound VR ($5.00) <-- (40)
Fallout 4 VR ($60) <-- (177.3)
3dSenVR ($5.00) <-- (30) hours
Star Shelter VR($5.00) <-- (27.5)
Star Wars Squadrons VR($10.00) <--(20)
Project Wingman $10 <-- (15)
Stardew Valley (2 copies [wife and I play co-op]) <-- $20 (190)
Don't Starve Together (2 copies [wife and I play co-op]) <-- $30 (30)
Totals
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Wedding $30,000, Hours of enjoyment: 5? Probably closer to 1 or the 10 minutes you actually bone her.
A random sampling from my steam library. Hours of PURE unfiltered bliss 1179.8, Total Cost $2498.99
Have I enjoyed being married, yes most definitely. No regrets.