Ahh man, I used to work with this one Philippino in China and he would ALWAYS go on and on about this single friend he had for me. Well, I finally got onto facebook and I look at this chick and she's in the picture with her 3 fat aunts but she's easily a 9.5, super petite and hot asf, looked like a teen but apparently was 30? So we get talking online and she's sending me these pics, she's horny asf and can't wait till I go to the Philippines. I won't lie man, I was fired up, ready to quit my job, fly over there and break her in two. She made Alodia Gosiengfiao look like Kamala Harris. Anyway, we are talking every night and she is D T F. I'm running game as hard as I can and she's telling all her fam. She keeps sending me pics of her fam though, telling me that I'll need to get in with everyone, especially her aunts. No big deal, well the day I'm buying my ticket to go we have our first video call.
The girl I've been staring at is her 15 y/o niece.
She's the fattest one, third from the right. Chick looks like Shrek's wife after she got beat with the ugly stick.
I immediately close the conversation, faked an illness at school, quit my job and left. I felt so bad, I even left the country when my visa ran dry and ended up going back to another province on the other side.
She was really into church, I remember telling her I thought Jesus was a zombie and that I probably needed an exorcism. She didn't give a sh1t, she wanted her back broke.