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Who's the second person? I don't want to sleep with either one of them, but it looks with the second one you could get gored.
 

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How's the hairline on the first? I think she's hatfishing.
He plays a girl on TV, so maybe he keeps the long hair for that. But he could always just wear a wig.
 

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How's the hairline on the first? I think she's hatfishing.
The first is Ellen Page. A tomboy actress who says she is now a man and to call her Elliott
 

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I feel like Ellen Page has been around so many cucks that she's convinced she has enough testosterone to be considered a man herself. If that's the case then I can't blame her for thinking as much.

I'd probably tap both of them if they call me daddy. And only the spikey one if she's toned.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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The first is Ellen Page. A tomboy actress who says she is now a man and to call her Elliott
Did you notice how woke I am by calling her a him?
 

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Presuming Page has not had any groinal appendages added :eek: :eek: :eek: , I would tap her.
 

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Imagine all goes well with spike girl, then afterward she tries to snuggle and rest her head on your shoulder. Ouch!
 

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I'd rather jerk off.
 
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