Clown World: Now there is "I have a new girlfriend" service for the holidays

corrector

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 12, 2009
Messages
9,764
Reaction score
3,728
That sounds like a soft escort service. Like a cuddling partner or partner at an office party,.etc.... So.what? This used to be in the yellow pages under the heading "escorts" back in the day when sex was not part of it and it was advertised like a companion for events.
 
Last edited:

SW15

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 31, 2020
Messages
13,526
Reaction score
11,388
This isn't a new concept. Many singles have felt that the two of the most essential functions of the opposite sex are:

1. Sexual intercourse
2. Someone to bring to family or couples-centric events

This addresses item #2.
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Stoic

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 2, 2018
Messages
643
Reaction score
695
Age
41
This is absurd. That being said..the gold package seems to be the best value.
 

zekko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 6, 2009
Messages
16,074
Reaction score
8,922
Lol, that's hilarious. I love that she gets a to go plate in the platinum package.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

OldComeBacker

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 21, 2020
Messages
82
Reaction score
100
Age
45
now to come up with the rent-a-boyfriend version.....it is a clown world, you're right
I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.
 

christie

Banned
Joined
Oct 29, 2020
Messages
793
Reaction score
494
I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.
hmm, that has motivated me in the past. Not xmas time but some sort of milestone, like 30th b-day or 40th b-day.
 

SW15

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 31, 2020
Messages
13,526
Reaction score
11,388
I notice a lot of my single women friends tend to switch to 'in a relationship" this time of year. Quite a few this year just recently. It's "cuffing season." Many of them will be dumped right before Valentines Day. Anyway, my main point is most women have no problem getting a boyfriend when they really want one and it's convenient for them. For some any guy will do or they might even give one of their orbiters the "privilege" for the holidays.
This happens every year starting in October. Sometimes the dumping happens just after Valentine's Day.
 

Georgepithyou

Banned
Joined
Jan 17, 2020
Messages
1,798
Reaction score
2,228
Age
28
Location
Sydney
That sounds like a soft escort service. Like a cuddling partner or partner at an office party,.etc.... So.what? This used to be in the yellow pages under the heading "escorts" back in the day when sex was not part of it and it was advertised like a companion for events.
It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.
 

zekko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 6, 2009
Messages
16,074
Reaction score
8,922
It could be used for social proof, come into a party with a hot girl by your side and all eyes will be on you. Use that to pick up other girls there.
Sounds similar to the plotline of the movie "Can't Buy Me Love".
 

metalwater

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
1,641
Reaction score
1,349
Location
random
haha, this is cheap, how about the version where you marry her to get the same thing and then pay millions... this is a really cheap option and she leaves without any drama.
 

King Lion

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Nov 18, 2020
Messages
313
Reaction score
272
Age
53
Ho ho ho
 
Top