Aggressive: Swerves from lane to lane dangerously, often tailgates, no matter how fast you’re going in front of them it’s not fast enough they have to pass you, blows horn if you aren’t moving instantly when the light changes..
Classic type A personality. Person is emotionally immature, has a hard time thinking of others, has an irrational sense of entitlement and a nasty temper .. No one you’d want to associate with.
The non signaler: Is a decent driver, doesn’t do anything too unpredictable but for some reason refuses to use the signal, forcing you to have to slam on your brakes whenever they decide to turn ..
Lazy. This person probably does the bare minimum in life, goes to work for exactly eight hours everyday and does only enough to not get fired, no more no less.
The slow poke: Person insists on driving 45 in a 65 no matter how much open space is in front of them. They don’t care that they are impeding the flow of traffic, they are going 45 mph and nothing you can do can make them do more.
Super conservative, plays it safe always. Takes extra precautions in every aspect in life. Gambles on nothing. Probably too scared to do much because they fear making mistakes in life. Not a risk taker. Fear of failure has probably prevented them from reaching their zenith.
Flow of traffic guy: Has cruise control and knows how to use it. If the flow is slow, they are driving slow, if everyone’s speeding they are speeding too, Keeps a decent following distance, doesn’t slam on brakes too much, just goes with the flow
Goes with the flow in life as well most likely, probably just likes to chill, doesn’t really plan things but is always down to do them, not the leader of the friend group but a consistent good contributor. Good guy, doesn’t like to ruffle feathers, everyone likes him. Girlfriend gets frustrated because when she wants to argue he won’t fuss back, just kinda shrugs and goes with the flow.
The lunatic: No cops around? Cya. Drives 85 mph everywhere. Loves the far left lane. Drives irrationally fast for no reason. Doesn’t even really have anything important to do, just likes to play nascar on the highway at the potential expense of others lives.
Impulsive individual with poor decision making skills. Takes unnecessary risks in life, has very little patience, probably also has a very short attention span.
The model driver: Drives about the speed limit, maybe 5 over if the flow of traffic is good. Always signals, leaves the house at a decent time to get to destination so doesn’t feel the need to speed carelessly. Always uses signals, lets you over when he can, hasn’t been in an accident in well over a decade ..
Even though he drives a 2020 Toyota Camry, his car insurance is $95 for full coverage because he has such an impeccable driving record.
Just a really good guy. Has a great job, probably in IT or some type of STEM field, picked a good wife, loved by coworkers and neighbors alike.. has a really good lawn. Probably really smart and well rounded individual. Really frugal, probably will have enough Money saved to retire at $50 because he makes really sound decisions.
The distracted driver: Always texting and driving. Has ran into the back of several people while texting yet insists on texting. Probably has dents all over car from, well.. texting.
Has no ability to ignore that “ding” sound when a text comes in.. always fiddling with the radio, trying to find the perfect song.. Car insurance is probably more than the car payment from so many claims..
Probably has ADD, went to a liberal arts school and majored in art.. now can’t find a job with worthless degree and works as an assistant manager at a clothing store in the mall.
Has a lit social life though.. all their friends know they are 1 text away!
Ford F-150 that’s lifted with big obnoxious tires guy: Road bully. A mix of the aggressive driver and the lunatic. No one is allowed to get over in his lane. Will intentionally speed up. Has some type of offensive bumper sticker on back of truck.
Guy has been an a*hole since kindergarten. Highlight of life is the high school football championship game where he has 5 tackles, two of which were sacks. Second biggest highlight? The stupid gas guzzler he drives on the obnoxious tires. Now is a master plumber with a blonde trailer park wife with big fake t*ts he paid for.
Classic type A personality. Person is emotionally immature, has a hard time thinking of others, has an irrational sense of entitlement and a nasty temper .. No one you’d want to associate with.
The non signaler: Is a decent driver, doesn’t do anything too unpredictable but for some reason refuses to use the signal, forcing you to have to slam on your brakes whenever they decide to turn ..
Lazy. This person probably does the bare minimum in life, goes to work for exactly eight hours everyday and does only enough to not get fired, no more no less.
The slow poke: Person insists on driving 45 in a 65 no matter how much open space is in front of them. They don’t care that they are impeding the flow of traffic, they are going 45 mph and nothing you can do can make them do more.
Super conservative, plays it safe always. Takes extra precautions in every aspect in life. Gambles on nothing. Probably too scared to do much because they fear making mistakes in life. Not a risk taker. Fear of failure has probably prevented them from reaching their zenith.
Flow of traffic guy: Has cruise control and knows how to use it. If the flow is slow, they are driving slow, if everyone’s speeding they are speeding too, Keeps a decent following distance, doesn’t slam on brakes too much, just goes with the flow
Goes with the flow in life as well most likely, probably just likes to chill, doesn’t really plan things but is always down to do them, not the leader of the friend group but a consistent good contributor. Good guy, doesn’t like to ruffle feathers, everyone likes him. Girlfriend gets frustrated because when she wants to argue he won’t fuss back, just kinda shrugs and goes with the flow.
The lunatic: No cops around? Cya. Drives 85 mph everywhere. Loves the far left lane. Drives irrationally fast for no reason. Doesn’t even really have anything important to do, just likes to play nascar on the highway at the potential expense of others lives.
Impulsive individual with poor decision making skills. Takes unnecessary risks in life, has very little patience, probably also has a very short attention span.
The model driver: Drives about the speed limit, maybe 5 over if the flow of traffic is good. Always signals, leaves the house at a decent time to get to destination so doesn’t feel the need to speed carelessly. Always uses signals, lets you over when he can, hasn’t been in an accident in well over a decade ..
Even though he drives a 2020 Toyota Camry, his car insurance is $95 for full coverage because he has such an impeccable driving record.
Just a really good guy. Has a great job, probably in IT or some type of STEM field, picked a good wife, loved by coworkers and neighbors alike.. has a really good lawn. Probably really smart and well rounded individual. Really frugal, probably will have enough Money saved to retire at $50 because he makes really sound decisions.
The distracted driver: Always texting and driving. Has ran into the back of several people while texting yet insists on texting. Probably has dents all over car from, well.. texting.
Has no ability to ignore that “ding” sound when a text comes in.. always fiddling with the radio, trying to find the perfect song.. Car insurance is probably more than the car payment from so many claims..
Probably has ADD, went to a liberal arts school and majored in art.. now can’t find a job with worthless degree and works as an assistant manager at a clothing store in the mall.
Has a lit social life though.. all their friends know they are 1 text away!
Ford F-150 that’s lifted with big obnoxious tires guy: Road bully. A mix of the aggressive driver and the lunatic. No one is allowed to get over in his lane. Will intentionally speed up. Has some type of offensive bumper sticker on back of truck.
Guy has been an a*hole since kindergarten. Highlight of life is the high school football championship game where he has 5 tackles, two of which were sacks. Second biggest highlight? The stupid gas guzzler he drives on the obnoxious tires. Now is a master plumber with a blonde trailer park wife with big fake t*ts he paid for.
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