When they ask "What do you do for work?"

[Poonani Maker]

I know this subject has been covered on the Don Juan forums countless times, but today I have a couple fishies on my line and one of em has asked this question. She works at 7-Eleven, just got off work. She's a hoe through and through, but late 20s so I let it slide. Sorta overweight, nose ring nice eyes fvcked up teeth good cheeks and face, long curls hair blonde, tats. So we are back n' forth, while she's at work and I'm running around a track at a high school in the blazing sun trying to beat my times (1.5 mile is getting worse! than a few weeks before haha but at least I'm out there doing it). She's very much laughing at our banter and I can tell she's DTF. So I go to the grocery store afterwards and pick up my usually greens apples watermelon bananas meat, get back to my F-250 and start texting her again in response to 3 from her and one of em is about work. I beat around the bush, you know, how were are supposed to do and make up something crazy off-the-wall (that just CAN'T be true) and she laughs of course, but then she persists and asks again what do you do? I just texted back that her getting off early in the day rocks (kinda sexually if you think about it - can mean both ways) and then that it is stable for 13 years and I'd rather not talk about my work as it's "top secret." That's the best I could think of to avoid her knowing where I work (too soon! I mean, I don't even know this b!tch...it's ok that I know where she works in a slum job but it's NOT ok for her to know where 'I' work about 10X higher value if you do the math). It's NOT ok. We can talk about 'fairness' all we want, but it's not ok. If she was on equal footing pay-wise or a little less, then I'd tell her.

Now, I've got another hoe lined up for tonight, but she's a single mom, tatted, a tad overweight as well, but What Can I Do? That's ALL I can get at the moment. The Well is DRY. The river's run dry. I need a fvck! BAD. But I'm afraid I might pick up something from one of these hoes. I'm AMAZED that I haven't caught any herpes from kissing the 30-40% trashy women I've kissed over the years. I must have a good immune system, knock on wood. Yes, I am dumpster-divin.

 

[RickTheToad]

I try to make a joke out of it.. I kill people.. You?

 

[Poonani Maker]

I try to make a joke out of it.. I kill people.. You?

I make a joke about I am a professional...dog walker or frisbe golfer or doorbell ringer

 

[Poonani Maker]

Btw, I saw a lambo (red) yesterday when I was playing tennis. Dude was 60 yrs old and all the women players there were wide-opened/kind to him. No house payment (like me but I'll NEVER have a lambo haha). Took a picture, I guess I'll start saying it's mine and show bishes the picture

 

[RickTheToad]

I make a joke about I am a professional...dog walker or frisbe golfer or doorbell ringer

I find being light hearted and very easy going helps a lot. I'd say, first, I kill people... Do you have anyone you need some assistance with (all with a smirk). Wait a few moments and then tell her what I really do. It's a really good ice breaker and sets a good tempo. Also, if she responds negatively, then you know to move on.

 

[RickTheToad]

Btw, I saw a lambo (red) yesterday when I was playing tennis. Dude was 60 yrs old and all the women players there were wide-opened/kind to him. No house payment (like me but I'll NEVER have a lambo haha). Took a picture, I guess I'll start saying it's mine and show bishes the picture

In the summer, you can rent an exotic for a few hundred bucks and pickup some gold diggers that would be DTF almost immediately. Just remember, to use a airBNB, fake name and BS background on yourself; as you'd never see them again (hopefully).

 

[Alvafe]

next time say you are a porn producer, but serious wrap your little friend up, because serious here, even that girl we think is clean and neat, is not

 

[Robert28]

“I won the lottery a few years ago, I’m set for life”.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I grew up poor, and I was often embarrased about it as a kid. As an adult, I have learned to own it and never be ashamed of what you do or dont have in life. I always shut down that what do you do question right away. I work here and there, make my own way in life, and get by, but not much more. Your ghetto girls are all fantasizing about you possibly being rich. I'd do the opposite of most lying guys and just pull that rug out from under them right away. Then they can cut out the romance fairy tale crap. If she likes being around you and is dtf, then that is all you need. I think poor people spend more time fvcking, just because it is free entertainment. And even if I did have a good job and money, I would still tell the same story. Sex comes faster when she has given up on the idea of you as her provider.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I grew up poor, and I was often embarrased about it as a kid. As an adult, I have learned to own it and never be ashamed of what you do or dont have in life. I always shut down that what do you do question right away. I work here and there, make my own way in life, and get by, but not much more. Your ghetto girls are all fantasizing about you possibly being rich. I'd do the opposite of most lying guys and just pull that rug out from under them right away. Then they can cut out the romance fairy tale crap. If she likes being around you and is dtf, then that is all you need. I think poor people spend more time fvcking, just because it is free entertainment. And even if I did have a good job and money, I would still tell the same story. Sex comes faster when she has given up on the idea of you as her provider.

Interestingly put. Has been my experience too, comes faster when it's just in the now no future no past.

 

[RickTheToad]

I know this subject has been covered on the Don Juan forums countless times, but today I have a couple fishies on my line and one of em has asked this question. She works at 7-Eleven, just got off work. She's a hoe through and through, but late 20s so I let it slide. Sorta overweight, nose ring nice eyes fvcked up teeth good cheeks and face, long curls hair blonde, tats. So we are back n' forth, while she's at work and I'm running around a track at a high school in the blazing sun trying to beat my times (1.5 mile is getting worse! than a few weeks before haha but at least I'm out there doing it). She's very much laughing at our banter and I can tell she's DTF. So I go to the grocery store afterwards and pick up my usually greens apples watermelon bananas meat, get back to my F-250 and start texting her again in response to 3 from her and one of em is about work. I beat around the bush, you know, how were are supposed to do and make up something crazy off-the-wall (that just CAN'T be true) and she laughs of course, but then she persists and asks again what do you do? I just texted back that her getting off early in the day rocks (kinda sexually if you think about it - can mean both ways) and then that it is stable for 13 years and I'd rather not talk about my work as it's "top secret." That's the best I could think of to avoid her knowing where I work (too soon! I mean, I don't even know this b!tch...it's ok that I know where she works in a slum job but it's NOT ok for her to know where 'I' work about 10X higher value if you do the math). It's NOT ok. We can talk about 'fairness' all we want, but it's not ok. If she was on equal footing pay-wise or a little less, then I'd tell her.

Now, I've got another hoe lined up for tonight, but she's a single mom, tatted, a tad overweight as well, but What Can I Do? That's ALL I can get at the moment. The Well is DRY. The river's run dry. I need a fvck! BAD. But I'm afraid I might pick up something from one of these hoes. I'm AMAZED that I haven't caught any herpes from kissing the 30-40% trashy women I've kissed over the years. I must have a good immune system, knock on wood. Yes, I am dumpster-divin.

Dude, you need to aim higher man. It'd not worth dumpster divin' for da herp.

 

[RickTheToad]

I grew up poor, and I was often embarrased about it as a kid. As an adult, I have learned to own it and never be ashamed of what you do or dont have in life. I always shut down that what do you do question right away. I work here and there, make my own way in life, and get by, but not much more. Your ghetto girls are all fantasizing about you possibly being rich. I'd do the opposite of most lying guys and just pull that rug out from under them right away. Then they can cut out the romance fairy tale crap. If she likes being around you and is dtf, then that is all you need. I think poor people spend more time fvcking, just because it is free entertainment. And even if I did have a good job and money, I would still tell the same story. Sex comes faster when she has given up on the idea of you as her provider.

Similar and I feel you. I just tell them I work with animals..

 

[Poonani Maker]

Dude, you need to aim higher man. It'd not worth dumpster divin' for da herp.

I fvcked her that night and I felt a little gross doing it (the main thing is the smokers breath and voice can't stand that), she had a nice pvssy though her being way too overweight for my standards. I've had worse about 9 years ago I'd say but that was a 3-some. Anyway, I fvcked her long and hard and almost raw, just nibbling around her lips, but never going in full monty, slipped on the Crown rubber I brought and went to town. I'm still feeling the horrible effects of having fvcked her almost 2 weeks ago. Do I regret it? eh, nah, it was an experience though bad, I mean she Loved me and wants to continue hooking up, but I ignore of course. She'd be decent if she lost weight even still she's hard rode I don't want her. She was poor as fvck run down apartment not much furniture nothing nice too total mismatch but I was horny. It just shows one more experience of what I do NOT want in a woman, but I got laid nonetheless, and apparently she was clean cause as I feel/look really fine several days later. I almost went in her raw though, but my larger brain took over and said it's not worth it. With a slim hot chick it would have been of course to go a little further, but still I need to catch myself and wrap it up always. I need to get in touch with other girls reunite, girls I know.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I find it rude when they ask you what do you do? of course, I guess I open that question up when I say, "I'm fine, just home on day off" to their "how are you?" I tell them a general answer and then they say, "like how? yes I'm a nurse" so she wants to know specifically what I do and quite frankly I do not want to tell her specifically WHERE I work and what I do. I don't even KNOW her! So she thinks I'm avoiding the question so she ghosts.

 

[sexymanman]

Unless you wanna support her and her/your potential kids then get the **** out of there.

 

[Kotaix]

you say "Psh. Please."

 

[logicallefty]

“I’m a Kelvin Klein underwear model”

 

[Suave88]

I simply say I don't talk about work or I am a musician. I am a mariachi.

 

[andreihaha]

I go with either a lion tamer or ask her what she thinks.
The lion tamer or something else ridiculous helps me set up the mood for some teasing.
Seeing what she thinks is important to get some info about what she thinks of you in general.
Depends on the situation.

Lated edit: I really liked the "working with animals" reply. I can relate to that.

 

[Slickster]

"I'm a Garbage man. But my real passion is art and sculpture. I find a lot of great things in the garbage."

This works surprisingly well. They know you are joking and possibly calling them out on being gold diggers.