Got a hb 9 plate!!!

[niceguytoalphamale]

Guys guys guess what! Was talking to this smoking hot girl got her number etc: we messaged for a little bit and I though f**k this sh!t bam!! Said let's meet. She invited me to her house tonight! I'm gonna go in there seduce her and bang her like no other guy has! Anyone here got a few tips for me? P.s she said to me "Mr player your not going to f**k me and leave like you do with those other girls right? I'll expect you to cuddle me and stay the night if it gets to that"

 

[RickTheToad]

Yes, don't blow it. You seem to over-anxious. Chill dude.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Youneed to get to a point were you know you deserve this. And nothing but the best treatment from attractive females.

 

[Robert28]

Yes, don't blow it. You seem to over-anxious. Chill dude.

Wouldn’t it suck if he couldn’t get it up after building it up in his head so.

 

[RickTheToad]

Wouldn’t it suck if he couldn’t get it up after building it up in his head so.

Never had that problem. I assumed that stuff was always TV BS. Although, there have been times I've *** faster than I planned because the lady was incredibly hot and had an amazing technique. It was embarrassing. She looked like a young Susanna Hoffs; just with curly hair. Good lord.................. I miss her.. :'(

 

[GrowingPains]

Take some Viagra with you. Sounds like you already nutted while typing the post. We don't want you struggling to get it up for her so swing by the pharmacy on your way lmfao.

 

[Dr.Suave]

How did it go op?

 

[niceguytoalphamale]

Everyone it went great! Lol I went to kiss her and she reciprocated.. made out lots then I took her to the bedroom and banged her lol now she is messaging flat out ha p.s she said she wants to see me on a regular basis and don't be a stranger.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

Guys guys guess what! Was talking to this smoking hot girl got her number etc: we messaged for a little bit and I though f**k this sh!t bam!! Said let's meet. She invited me to her house tonight! I'm gonna go in there seduce her and bang her like no other guy has! Anyone here got a few tips for me? P.s she said to me "Mr player your not going to f**k me and leave like you do with those other girls right? I'll expect you to cuddle me and stay the night if it gets to that"

Take ****kkk out. Tell her what to do.

 

[highSpeed]

Everyone it went great! Lol I went to kiss her and she reciprocated.. made out lots then I took her to the bedroom and banged her lol now she is messaging flat out ha p.s she said she wants to see me on a regular basis and don't be a stranger.

roughly translated through the women filter, "Hey, if all my other orbiters don't show up, be ready to drop everything and get here at a moment's notice."

Not trying to beat you up dude but honestly, you're like that looney toons cartoon, I'll hug him and pet him and squeeze him and call him george.

 

[highSpeed]

Never had that problem. I assumed that stuff was always TV BS. Although, there have been times I've *** faster than I planned because the lady was incredibly hot and had an amazing technique. It was embarrassing. She looked like a young Susanna Hoffs; just with curly hair. Good lord.................. I miss her.. :'(

this chick is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

 

[RickTheToad]

this chick is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

I think it's a b-cup. Google her, she's quite attractive back then. At least, to me she is/was. She has an overall small frame, but still attractive back in the day. Now, she's near 60. This was 1983, I was just born. :0

 

[marmel75]

Everyone it went great! Lol I went to kiss her and she reciprocated.. made out lots then I took her to the bedroom and banged her lol now she is messaging flat out ha p.s she said she wants to see me on a regular basis and don't be a stranger.

OP get a hold of yourself. Its just pvssy. You are acting like you are thirstier than the people in the Bible walking in the desert for 40 years.

 

[niceguytoalphamale]

@marmel75 sorry dude it's my first time with a woman this smoking hot.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

@marmel75 sorry dude it's my first time with a woman this smoking hot.

Try to nut asap. Aim for her face. Pro tip, yiu can't get her throat or ass pregnant. You can try though.

 

[Trump]

Damn looney tunes is funny. George pretending to be a bunny rabbit!

Is that Halle Berry?

 

[fanatic22]

OP get a hold of yourself. Its just pvssy. You are acting like you are thirstier than the people in the Bible walking in the desert for 40 years.

Lmao

 

[marmel75]

@marmel75 sorry dude it's my first time with a woman this smoking hot.

It wont last long if you keep acting like this and pedastalizing her to the point you are going to break your neck trying to look up that high.

 

[niceguytoalphamale]

Hey guys, I haven't been initiating anything since my encounter with her.. I got a text message today and she asked if I would like to go out for dinner with her tommorow and she will pay lol.

 

[Chev.Chelios]

aye que up the next thread from op..

"fvck guys I lost my plate, she's cheating bpd and now im fvcked! ):"

haha jk nice lay op