The Duke
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My buddy and I often screenshot our online dating matches and compare notes. We had one we both matched with and were talking to for about 2 days. Girl was showing solid interest with both of us. Neither of us cares what happens.
To test these girls we typically set up dates at the same time and see what kind of excuses they come up with or how they try and wiggle out of it. Forces them to show their cards without realizing it.
But with this girl I set up a date for Thursday nite and he set up a date for Friday nite with her. She ends up cancelling on me 1.5hr before our date. Her excuse was she was still working and didn't know when she was going to be done. She was super sorry and felt really bad. But no counter offer and I ignored it because my gut told me she was full of schitt.
It wasn't 10 minutes later she is texting my buddy asking him to go out instead. The having to work story was a lie. lol. So he tells her no, it will have to be Friday night. My guess tells me there was another guy she was trying to fit in.
Friday nite rolls around, and he doesn't even bother going to meet her. He texted her right when they were supposed to meet and the convo went like this:
Howie's Buddy: I'm gonna be honest with you. You flaked on my buddy Howie last night and I think you move a little slow so you should just stay home tonite sweet tits. I like to go out and drink and you seem a little boring anyways. You told me your last boyfriend had to wait 3months to have sex with you. I like to see the goods before I get into a relationship and you don't seem like thats important to you. This is America and this is how we are making dating great again. Get used to it or stay home.
Tinder Chic: WOW. JUST WOW. YOU TWO ARE SUCH D!CKS. I CANCELLED ON YOUR BUDDY(Howie) BECAUSE HE SEEMS A LITTLE TOO SMOOTH.
We had a good laugh over this. Chic was a solid HB8.5. Moral of the story is don't take these girls serious. Don't believe what they tell you.
To test these girls we typically set up dates at the same time and see what kind of excuses they come up with or how they try and wiggle out of it. Forces them to show their cards without realizing it.
But with this girl I set up a date for Thursday nite and he set up a date for Friday nite with her. She ends up cancelling on me 1.5hr before our date. Her excuse was she was still working and didn't know when she was going to be done. She was super sorry and felt really bad. But no counter offer and I ignored it because my gut told me she was full of schitt.
It wasn't 10 minutes later she is texting my buddy asking him to go out instead. The having to work story was a lie. lol. So he tells her no, it will have to be Friday night. My guess tells me there was another guy she was trying to fit in.
Friday nite rolls around, and he doesn't even bother going to meet her. He texted her right when they were supposed to meet and the convo went like this:
Howie's Buddy: I'm gonna be honest with you. You flaked on my buddy Howie last night and I think you move a little slow so you should just stay home tonite sweet tits. I like to go out and drink and you seem a little boring anyways. You told me your last boyfriend had to wait 3months to have sex with you. I like to see the goods before I get into a relationship and you don't seem like thats important to you. This is America and this is how we are making dating great again. Get used to it or stay home.
Tinder Chic: WOW. JUST WOW. YOU TWO ARE SUCH D!CKS. I CANCELLED ON YOUR BUDDY(Howie) BECAUSE HE SEEMS A LITTLE TOO SMOOTH.
We had a good laugh over this. Chic was a solid HB8.5. Moral of the story is don't take these girls serious. Don't believe what they tell you.