I've said this before I wish I was ugly

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The other day I was in an area where the police were dealing with an MVA, one of the officers came over to talk to me, a woman in her 30s or so, very attractive. She definitely wasn't butch has a nice body on her. It wasn't a few minutes talking to me she went all dreamy eyed, you've gotta be fvcking kidding me I thought you were supposed to be un-phased and keep your composure as officer of the law. She couldn't stop smiling a big smile ear to ear, then she walked away you could tell she was a little flustered she was walking a little funny. She had to walk by me a few more times to talk to other people every time she walked by she gave me direct eye contact with a big toothy smile. She came back to talk to me again smiling I could tell she was a little nervous, it wasn't I'm scared you nervous thou. I laughed when she almost backed the cruiser into the pole she was parked near by.

I was working that day so I'm grubby and filthy its not like I'm dressed up, my work clothes are covered in grease and dirt, hands are dirty. I really don't get women, they seem to be too insecure to get in a relationship with me? scared I would leave them for somebody else, there are days I wish I was repulsive and I wouldn't have to deal with women acting the way they do around me.
 

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Don't be ridiculous lol. Which would you rather have, Women flirting with you, accepting your approaches with a smile and enjoy checking you out? or Women never looking your way, Giving you a big b*tch face when you attempt to say hello and avoid you at all costs? Many Men out there would kill to trade places with a good looking guy.

It's a good ego boost I agree but wishing you were "ugly"?
 

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Heckuva lot better than giving you a ticket.
 

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The other day I was in an area where the police were dealing with an MVA, one of the officers came over to talk to me, a woman in her 30s or so, very attractive. She definitely wasn't butch has a nice body on her. It wasn't a few minutes talking to me she went all dreamy eyed, you've gotta be fvcking kidding me I thought you were supposed to be un-phased and keep your composure as officer of the law. She couldn't stop smiling a big smile ear to ear, then she walked away you could tell she was a little flustered she was walking a little funny. She had to walk by me a few more times to talk to other people every time she walked by she gave me direct eye contact with a big toothy smile. She came back to talk to me again smiling I could tell she was a little nervous, it wasn't I'm scared you nervous thou. I laughed when she almost backed the cruiser into the pole she was parked near by.

I was working that day so I'm grubby and filthy its not like I'm dressed up, my work clothes are covered in grease and dirt, hands are dirty. I really don't get women, they seem to be too insecure to get in a relationship with me? scared I would leave them for somebody else, there are days I wish I was repulsive and I wouldn't have to deal with women acting the way they do around me.
imagine fuccing policewoman then going to jail after she goes nuts.
 

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A couple of years back, the handsome guy I mentioned in my journal a few times was sleeping in his car with the engine turned on whilst drunk (I was in the backseat. We didn't want to spend money on a cab). This counts as 'drink driving' here basically and he should have been arrested, but i'm sure he got 'let off' because the female police officer fancied the bollox off him lol! Reminded me of the cliché idea of hot girls getting let off speeding tickets, but the other way around lol
 

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Wow you went out of your way to post a paragraph about how you didn't like the fact an attractive woman was giving you hints she's attracted to you. You must be gay.
 

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Heckuva lot better than giving you a ticket.
I wasn't involved in the incident, just waiting for them to get out of the way so I could continue on with where I was going.
 

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Why wouldn't you ask her out...
Just like dating a female lawyer, dating somebody that has the power to screw you when things turn ugly not a good idea. These officers usually have lots of issues they see a lot of awful sh*t in their job.
 

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There are no known advantages to being an ugly guy*.

*Except when the pre-2008 pickup gurus told us that, “Ugly guys have the advantage!! They show more confidence and can come in under the radar.”

<Face palm lol>
you have to admit then a ugly guy going after a hot girl is really a show of confidence, or delusional, but maybe it can work :p
 

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My experience what I've seen in the last few years or so women have become so fvcking insecure, I see good looking women with guys that are...… I seen this all summer watching the tourist/out of town visitors, decent fvckable women with guys that looked like they are whipped. Its funny how the girl is in the lead and her boyfriend is on the imaginary leash following behind. Women are drawn to men that are beta or weaker men, ones they can possibly control? or they are not scared their man will leave them for another woman.

I'm I perfect? hell no, just like women your attractiveness starts with your face, you can't change your face, I have some german in me, French as well, so I have pale skin blue eyes brown hair. I'm 42 but look 35, living a healthier lifestyle rolls back the ageing process, I'm I lean and ripped? nope, broad shouldered and large framed I'm big for a 5'9" guy. The way you present yourself is a big thing, you need to act like a man should not a boy in a mans body.
 

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you have to admit then a ugly guy going after a hot girl is really a show of confidence, or delusional, but maybe it can work :p
I think it is more like if a man is at such a lower Sexual Market Value than the woman he is trying to mack, she can't believe he is serious, and thinks that his try is "cute". Of course, in the end she is still going to reject him.
 

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I don’t, being known as “the handsome one?” Has too many benefits. Not just with women, people in general are more receptive to acttracted people providing their personality is on point, it’s a winning combo. We lucked out so make the most of it and enjoy.
 
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sometimes it can be disgusting seeing the absolute willingness that women are able to throw the sanctity of the words "love, god, faith" etc into the trash, piss and **** on those words, and laugh and wink to anyone thats sick enough to watch
 
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