She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole

[devilkingx2]

Nah...she would have to get the porn star treatment with enemas.

Then tell her that lol.

Don't lead with this "I'm too much of an alpha male to try anything new or do something you want" thing lol.

This reminds me of when roosh V made an article about how making a woman come is completely unimportant to sex and relationships and women rarely come with him but he doesn't care lmao.

 

[Mr.Mac55]

devilkingx2

Well said. Girls like guys who are a bit naughty and play dirty. It allows them to feel like they're naughty and dirty without actually being naughty and dirty. YOU'RE the bad boy, not them. And they love it because they'll want to know what else you're into and you can keep them guessing, which is exciting for them, and keeps them coming back.

Or you can be boring and normal and see how that goes.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

You are boring and that's okay. Not being open minded, not being kinky, being too reserved and uptight or a clean freak are not crimes. You haven't done anything wrong.

You have 3 options:

1. Suck it up and learn to try new things, it's not like she isn't going to take a shower before making you eat ass. If you hate it after trying it that's a whole nother thing.

2. Show her that You're not a boyscout but that you have certain limits by making up for it with other things. She won't mind if you won't do one thing if you do plenty of other fun things she'll love. (For example, I know girls that won't do anal but would do a threesome with another girl or vice versa. Girls who won't send nudes but would give me a lap dance/twerk for me, girls who are too insecure to wear mini skirts or booty shorts but would buy lingerie for us to enjoy at home, etc.)

3. Just let her know that you're a missionary with the lights off in a bedroom only kind of person and she has to accept that, if she wants something less vanilla she can go on Pornhub or buy a toy.

I recommend 1&2.

Just because he doesn't want to lick someone's anus doesn't mean he's a boring missionary with the lights off guy.

 

[Mr.Mac55]

Just because he doesn't want to lick someone's anus doesn't mean he's a boring missionary with the lights off guy.

True. It's not about licking butt though. It's about not being boring. As long as SHE thinks he's not boring he should be good to go. But she does think he's boring, so something needs to change otherwise bye-bye.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

True. It's not about licking butt though. It's about not being boring. As long as SHE thinks he's not boring he should be good to go. But she does think he's boring, so something needs to change otherwise bye-bye.

Maybe the problem is her requirement to have her disgusting anus licked.

That's the root of the problem.

 

[Mr.Mac55]

Maybe the problem is her requirement to have her disgusting anus licked.

That's the root of the problem.

Well yeah, if a girl is insisting you do something you're not comfortable doing then you are not compatible and should part ways if you can't find a compromise. I've had girls wanting to do weird **** I wasn't into (one girl wanted me to get full body painted and do a photoshoot with her). I said nah and we parted ways.

 

[jacketrunner]

Wtf....
Bro...i dont do that lol

No worries if you're not compatible... onto the next.

Never compromise yourself for a girl. Aggressively be your most authentic self. Lay it all on the table.

 

[devilkingx2]

Just because he doesn't want to lick someone's anus doesn't mean he's a boring missionary with the lights off guy.

It's not me he has to convince. It's her.

If It's true that he's not a boring guy, then #2 of my list of 3 should be easy for him to make up for not doing this one thing.

When you start saying no to things because they're not vanilla you look boring, so it's on you to prove that you're not boring you just have limits/standards.

And yes, I hold girls to this exact same standard and we all should too. When girls tell me (these are just examples of things boring girls will say) "I don't like anal or threesomes and I'd prefer to have sex in a bedroom only" I yawn and go ghost til they say something less generic

 

[RichardTheFrog]

It's not me he has to convince. It's her.

If It's true that he's not a boring guy, then #2 of my list of 3 should be easy for him to make up for not doing this one thing.

When you start saying no to things because they're not vanilla you look boring, so it's on you to prove that you're not boring you just have limits/standards.

And yes, I hold girls to this exact same standard and we all should too. When girls tell me (these are just examples of things boring girls will say) "I don't like anal or threesomes and I'd prefer to have sex in a bedroom only" I yawn and go ghost til they say something less generic

To me, this isn't about being vanilla or not... It's about being gross.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I'd have to see it in bright light. My last few lays have been very dim lit lays. She could see my eyes dilated in (what to me was dark), I'm like "I can't see your eyes AT ALL." I could barely see her as5 while she rode me reverse cowgirl, but my thumbed it and it was so erotic and she came all over a slippery sloppy mush. I had to fvck her doggy in order to cvm because I'd beaten her pvssy to a pulp so hard in all other positions. Doggy will always do it for me though unless said woman's pvssy is so loose. I can count on my hand the number of women who've had very loose or wider/deeper (than other women's) pvssies - it may be why they were very single, no boyfriend when I banged her.

 

[zekko]

To me, this isn't about being vanilla or not... It's about being gross.

Yeah, it's a hygiene/health issue. If someone enjoys it, more power to them, but it's not something I'm going to do.
I guess the woman in question here needs to decide whether or not this is a dealbreaker for her.

 

[TheGambino]

I would love to eat her booty hole if shes hot, im already getting horney

 

[mrgoodstuff]

If it's a issue tell her she can lick yours first. Most won't and that's your out. Fair is fair.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Yeah, it's a hygiene/health issue. If someone enjoys it, more power to them, but it's not something I'm going to do.
I guess the woman in question here needs to decide whether or not this is a dealbreaker for her.

It would turn me off equally if she wanted to do that to me.

I'm not above going to Panamanian brothels, but that's gross to me.

 

[corrector]

Wtf....
Bro...i dont do that lol

Did you see the movie "Chips"? Think the main characters said that this is what is expected when you are dating women these days. I thought this was just in the movies until I see this thread. I don't think Chips is a popular movie enough to have caused any trend like that.

 

[Black Sunshine]

It's not for me, but I don't judge those who do it (if they do it properly). I would be inclined to at least try it, but not before her àss was thoroughly washed inside and outside.

Any chance of sh!t and it's a hard no.

I am work and people are wondering why I'm laughing....

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Don't do it especially if she's not offering it up to you.

 

[soulforge]

I banged a chick deep in the ass, filled it with my jizz... and then got one of my plates to lick it all out of her booty.. Was a pleasure to watch!

I wouldn't do any booty licking myself though.. Let the hoes do that. ;-)

 

[Ranger]

I think you should just f!uck that booty hole and then ask her if that works better for her.