Diagnose this plate for me

[Mazer]

Met a woman, age 41, about five weeks ago, had a few drinks, sex on third date at her place but her behavior is getting rdiculous. Clingy behavior, wants to stop by my house multiple times per week (Im wary to give her my address). Always setting up the next date while we are on our date. I dont see a LTR with this chick. Texts me everyday asking if I am free to talk on the phone. Wants to see me more than just once a week.

We have had sex now twice, when we are having sex, she compliments me literally every ten minutes, "your body is amazing, our sex is so amazing blah blah with that crazy look in her eyes. Says it at least fifteen times during sex. It isnt normal. Compliments me so much makes my head hurt.

Told me she deleted her Bumble account and isnt sleeping with anyone else.

A little bit of background on her,

Divorced, cheated on her husband because their sex life sucked, she told me this on the second date, but she said she learned from the experience.

Was in a LTR with an alcholic who convinced her to get a tatoo and breast implants.

She had her teeth, boobs, maybe even her ass done in Thailand. She is Australian.

Wtf am I dealing with, give it to me straight.

 

[marmel75]

Probably a crazy psycho stalker chick. Do NOT give this chick your address unless you want to deal with a lot of bullish!t long term especially when you decide you've had enough and she shows up at your house at all times of the day or night or literally sits outside your house in her car waiting for you to get home.

Just bang her and when you've had enough move on and let someone else deal with the craziness

 

[MrWood]

well... many divorced women are horribly inexperienced in bed, and most have very low partner counts
thus, great sex and an actual man = they want this and will do anything to keep it

 

[Magotrox]

Stop answering her all the time. Talk to her when is convenient for you. Spin the plates.

 

[Serenity]

I'd break it off before it gets worse. She obviously is looking for relationship while you are not, combined with that craziness you've got a mess on your hands when it eventually ends and she's deep into her feelings.

She sounds like a nicegirl. Goes in way too heavy and will probably snap if you reject.

 

[spred]

What Mr Wood said.

 

[The Duke]

Low impulse control. Often gets herself in situations she later regrets then blames others for her problems. You are seeing the positive side of her issue with low impulse control right now. Later you will see her lash out, make up false accusations, blame you for her unhappiness.

 

[Reykhel]

She is Australian

Enough said.

"G'day Bruce! I'm in me rags so ye'll have ta give it ta me up the gicker!"

 

[bukowski_merit]

This is what you're in for:

 

[Billtx49]

Two bangs and now,
You’re getting attention bombed daily.
You’re getting ego bombed during sex.
You’ve seen the crazy look in her eyes.
She cheated for a superficial reason.
Something isn’t right with her. It will only get worse with time.

 

[soulforge]

Hmmm this one has CRAZY written all over it..

You have a gut instinct right? Your GUT is telling you, something is up with this chick.. Do NOT ignore your instincts!!

My advise is, you have had your fun with this chick, now let her go.

She is getting waay in too deep with you.. If you end up hurting this one, don't be surprised if she goes all BAT CHIT CRAZY on you!

If she ends up pregnant, dude your in for a world of pain.

From what you have described about this woman, her behaviour does not seem right, infact it sounds fukin Scary!

Why sleep with a woman who annoys you this much, and even creeps you out.

End it on a good note, then make your exist..Whilst you still can!!

 

[MoreThanSmooth]

This is what you're in for:

Wow that chick has serious mental issues. When she got onto the Dead Sea having "33%" salt content I did a quick Google and it's actually 12-18% lol...poor woman's just batsh*t.

Reminded me of that Aronofsky movie about the guy obsessed with that "divine" number.

 

[flowtheory]

I think if you read your post as if someone else posted it, you’d know what to do.

 

[greatsnake]

This is what you're in for:

LMAO
SS techniques drive women crazy.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

Met a woman, age 41, about .

She's nearly two and a half decades beyond top form smv. She's a dinosaur. Put her back wherever you found her.

Not doing it right.

Very disappointed son.

 

[Mazer]

Update:

She has been less clingy, only texting me once or twice a week. I think she got the hint. Still hasn’t been to my house. Still Love bombing me every time we hang out. Always trying to set up the next date ASAP. Recently told me she really likes me blah blah blah. Asked me if I was dating anyone. I told her yes but don’t worry hun you are in my Top 3. You keep cooking for me and I might move you up into the 2nd slot. She laughs and appreciated my honesty. I told her I’m going to go at my own pace. She obviously wants exclusivity after two months.

Cooks dinner for me, took me out for my birthday, buys me gifts. Sex is amazing.

And this is where it starts to get interesting, we were discussing threesomes and she mentioned she had one with a female friend and her man. She told me she didn’t have sex with the guy. So, at this point I disqualify her from a LTR (due to the other red flags).

I do see this as an opportunity to get a threesome with her and another chick. She mentioned she has watched lesbian porn in the past. I was thinking of watching lesbian porn with her to start to push her in going out looking for another chick.

The threesome happened after a night of drinking and it was in the moment. Another example how women are driven by how they feel in the moment.

Any tips on getting a threesome?

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I wouldn't even talk to a 41yo for 2 seconds,

Rtf signing out y'all.

 

[Mazer]

I don’t discriminate, it’s not like I am marrying the bish. She has a better body than some 20yr olds I see on the street and vag is just as tight and gives BJS like a champ. I like to mix it up.

 

[AJ84]

Update:

She has been less clingy, only texting me once or twice a week. I think she got the hint. Still hasn’t been to my house. Still Love bombing me every time we hang out. Always trying to set up the next date ASAP. Recently told me she really likes me blah blah blah. Asked me if I was dating anyone. I told her yes but don’t worry hun you are in my Top 3. You keep cooking for me and I might move you up into the 2nd slot. She laughs and appreciated my honesty. I told her I’m going to go at my own pace. She obviously wants exclusivity after two months.

Cooks dinner for me, took me out for my birthday, buys me gifts. Sex is amazing.

And this is where it starts to get interesting, we were discussing threesomes and she mentioned she had one with a female friend and her man. She told me she didn’t have sex with the guy. So, at this point I disqualify her from a LTR (due to the other red flags).

I do see this as an opportunity to get a threesome with her and another chick. She mentioned she has watched lesbian porn in the past. I was thinking of watching lesbian porn with her to start to push her in going out looking for another chick.

The threesome happened after a night of drinking and it was in the moment. Another example how women are driven by how they feel in the moment.

Any tips on getting a threesome?

Start meeting her social group and flag any hot single or swinger friends she has, then pick one to have your gf invite over to your place for drinks.

She may even have someone in mind

She may not be LTR material but she does seem like a lot of fun. Confident, can cook, great sex and open to a threesome, not going to find all that in the average 20yr old.

Enjoy

 

[amaterasu]

This is pretty obvious that you should avoid this "Deceiving Psychotic" human being.

You're in her spell, snap out of it!