Going downtown!

[RichardTheFrog]

Haven't been there in a while. Used to go out all the time. I live 30 minutes away. Usually doesn't seem worth my investment of time. But I drank one beer after "work" today so I felt like going. My uber is 7 minutes away.

What will happen? Nothing. Because I hate people. Chances of me getting a phone number? Zero. Chances of me getting laid or at least a BJ? Zero percent.

But I really don't give a fvck and would probably turn it down even if a girl offered cause I don't know where she's been.

Plus, I can fvck hookers any time so sex is not something I'm lacking.

I'll just get drunk over the next several hours then Uber home, I suppose. I didn't even realize it's Friday.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Suddenly occurred to me that I never have any fun. I'm always stressed and angry. I don't even care. I'll probably die of cancer some day, anyway.

 

[Red Legg]

I'll just get drunk over the next several hours then Uber home, I suppose.

Fat,drunk,and stupid is no way to go through life,son - Dean Vernon Wormer (Animal House )

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Fat,drunk,and stupid is no way to go through life,son - Dean Vernon Wormer (Animal House )

I'm not fat or stupid.

And I'm rarely drunk.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Immediate notes:

Shouldn't have worn steel boots with paint stain shorts. Was not giving a fvck when I left. Regretted it as soon as I got out of Uber.

Super hot bartender. 10/10. Need to go out more. Buy Lambo. Have mansion. Be interesting, talkative, social.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Commitment or willingness to commit is a potential value to girls. Assuming you have some value that she wants. No girl wants to be somebodies fvck toy. Even if she did, she wouldn't necessarily allow herself to be.

Being super quiet and typing on phone makes you WEIRD. Like me right now.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

I AM on these "super babes" level because I'm smart and hard working enough.

I actually do have good social skills when the stars align and when I want to.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

The socially proofed guys downtown are broke losers. I'm the sh1t.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Suddenly struck me that I may have some personality issues in the way. I'm really angry. I don't even know why.

I don't know that I can fix this tbh.

Oh well.

I'll just buy my Lambo for attention and occasionally mention my robo-d1ck.

 

[Fzatf]

Haven't been there in a while. Used to go out all the time. I live 30 minutes away. Usually doesn't seem worth my investment of time. But I drank one beer after "work" today so I felt like going. My uber is 7 minutes away.

What will happen? Nothing. Because I hate people. Chances of me getting a phone number? Zero. Chances of me getting laid or at least a BJ? Zero percent.

But I really don't give a fvck and would probably turn it down even if a girl offered cause I don't know where she's been.

Plus, I can fvck hookers any time so sex is not something I'm lacking.

I'll just get drunk over the next several hours then Uber home, I suppose. I didn't even realize it's Friday.

Kudos to you for going out. You should talk to people and get out of your shell. Do you think you have anti-social personality disorder? Why don't you like people? You would be happier if you tried to connect with others. You can't be happy being bitter all the time. Those zero percent chances of having fun or getting laid can easily change if you put in effort to make something happen.

 

[Poonstra]

Suddenly struck me that I may have some personality issues in the way. I'm really angry.

Pick up an martial art.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Kudos to you for going out. You should talk to people and get out of your shell. Do you think you have anti-social personality disorder? Why don't you like people? You would be happier if you tried to connect with others. You can't be happy being bitter all the time. Those zero percent chances of having fun or getting laid can easily change if you put in effort to make something happen.

Your "advice" is not helpful to me.

I'm going to block you because you're annoying. You're even worse than this hangover.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

No sh1t. Spend the money on CBT not cars.

No thanks.

PS: Fvck you

 

[NiceBarn]

“Suddenly” struck him lol

 

[Serenity]

would probably turn it down even if a girl offered cause I don't know where she's been.

Plus, I can fvck hookers any time so sex is not something I'm lacking.

You would turn down a girl offering herself because you don't know where she's been... Do you know where the hookers have been?

You're bitter all the way through, but you probably already know that. The question is, do you even want to fix it? You seem to enjoy your misery in a fvcked up way.

I'll just buy my Lambo for attention and occasionally mention my robo-d1ck.

You know a Lambo might give you attention, but you also know it won't give you lasting peace and happiness. It'll be fun at first of course, but you'll eventually go back to feeling just as hollow as you feel now. Also, is that regret about your d!ck surgery I'm hearing? In that case done is done, you gotta live with that now.

 

[nmartinez12443]

You sound like a supreme gentlemen to me, I don't know how you're not doing well. Do you have a bmw?

 

[Mazer]

I thought this "going downtown" thread was about oral sex on a woman. Huge dissapointment! Its about some dude who feels sorry for himself. Man up bro, we all got **** going in our lives, and guess what, nobody cares! With all due respect, you arent any different, lose the skirt you are wearing and put on your big boy pants and do what you have to do to improve yourself instead of complaining. You are only getting hookers because thats what you deserve, I can see by your posts that you have nothing to offer a woman, fix yourself my friend.