MoreThanSmooth
Master Don Juan
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Saw a few guys sharing dates with absolutely crazy girls they've had, so I thought I'd share my personal nightmare.
Met this Asian girl on Tinder. She was a Doctor apparently, and the conversation started off normal but got increasingly weird.
She seemed rather immature for a 26 year old and at one point was telling me how "hilarious" it was that her dog ate s***. I just...wut? Yeah, what a saucy and attractive topic for conversation. *facepalm*
But instead of listening to my brain, I listened to my testicles. She was athletic and cute so I thought f*** it, why not go on a date? She INSISTED we go rock climbing, which I'd never done before. She was constantly telling me how amazing she was at it, so I agreed.
I meet her at this indoor climbing place in the middle of a Goddamn forest out at the very fringes of known civilisation. There are no medical or safety staff, the only person in the whole place was a spotty teenager at the desk that looked and sounded like that teen clerk from The Simpsons.
I arrive and see her standing alone at the desk. She looks p*ssed off and aggressive even though I'm early, which was my first warning sign.
Me: "Hey there **GIRL**, nice to meet you!"
Her: "I'll pay for you, yeah?"
Me: "Um, sorry?"
Her: "I'll pay for you!"
Me: "Oh...okay."
Weird start. We talk for 20 seconds and then walk into the main place which again, is utterly empty. I see how high the wall is (about 20-30 feet in places) and how we're using no ropes, and immediately imagine me or her breaking our legs and screaming in agony helplessly at this dodgy place.
Anyway I start hesitantly climbing the walls, given I'm utterly new to this. She disdainfully and grumpily tells me I'm a wuss for going slow (lolwut), and starts shouting at me to climb higher. I ignore her.
She then reveals this is only her second time climbing. After bigging herself up like a pro for days. She continues with the arsey superior attitude and then manages to fall right from the top of the wall while showing off her "skills" obnoxiously.
Strains or rips all the tendons in one ankle and falls in a heap.
Me: "Jesus, can I help you?"
Her: "JUST CLIMB, OKAY?"
Me: "But-"
Her: *Clearly in shock and pain* "I'M FINE. GO ON."
At this point I was fed up with her attitude and I figured she was the Doctor, she can f***ing deal with it herself. I just went and climbed for 10 mins while she lay there.
Then, feeling done with the whole thing, I helped her to her feet. She then gave me a hug (?!) and we walked back out. Since we'd only been climbing for like 20 mins of our slot, I gave her the cash back that she paid for me. Then, being the foolish gentle dude I am, I even offered her a lift home!
Her: "I have work tomorrow. S***! No, I DON'T NEED A LIFT. I CAN DRIVE. Bye."
*She moodily stomps off and barely manages to drive out of the place. I drive home*
Texted her next day and she replied "Who is this?"
Blocked her.
10/10 great first date. Lol.
Met this Asian girl on Tinder. She was a Doctor apparently, and the conversation started off normal but got increasingly weird.
She seemed rather immature for a 26 year old and at one point was telling me how "hilarious" it was that her dog ate s***. I just...wut? Yeah, what a saucy and attractive topic for conversation. *facepalm*
But instead of listening to my brain, I listened to my testicles. She was athletic and cute so I thought f*** it, why not go on a date? She INSISTED we go rock climbing, which I'd never done before. She was constantly telling me how amazing she was at it, so I agreed.
I meet her at this indoor climbing place in the middle of a Goddamn forest out at the very fringes of known civilisation. There are no medical or safety staff, the only person in the whole place was a spotty teenager at the desk that looked and sounded like that teen clerk from The Simpsons.
I arrive and see her standing alone at the desk. She looks p*ssed off and aggressive even though I'm early, which was my first warning sign.
Me: "Hey there **GIRL**, nice to meet you!"
Her: "I'll pay for you, yeah?"
Me: "Um, sorry?"
Her: "I'll pay for you!"
Me: "Oh...okay."
Weird start. We talk for 20 seconds and then walk into the main place which again, is utterly empty. I see how high the wall is (about 20-30 feet in places) and how we're using no ropes, and immediately imagine me or her breaking our legs and screaming in agony helplessly at this dodgy place.
Anyway I start hesitantly climbing the walls, given I'm utterly new to this. She disdainfully and grumpily tells me I'm a wuss for going slow (lolwut), and starts shouting at me to climb higher. I ignore her.
She then reveals this is only her second time climbing. After bigging herself up like a pro for days. She continues with the arsey superior attitude and then manages to fall right from the top of the wall while showing off her "skills" obnoxiously.
Strains or rips all the tendons in one ankle and falls in a heap.
Me: "Jesus, can I help you?"
Her: "JUST CLIMB, OKAY?"
Me: "But-"
Her: *Clearly in shock and pain* "I'M FINE. GO ON."
At this point I was fed up with her attitude and I figured she was the Doctor, she can f***ing deal with it herself. I just went and climbed for 10 mins while she lay there.
Then, feeling done with the whole thing, I helped her to her feet. She then gave me a hug (?!) and we walked back out. Since we'd only been climbing for like 20 mins of our slot, I gave her the cash back that she paid for me. Then, being the foolish gentle dude I am, I even offered her a lift home!
Her: "I have work tomorrow. S***! No, I DON'T NEED A LIFT. I CAN DRIVE. Bye."
*She moodily stomps off and barely manages to drive out of the place. I drive home*
Texted her next day and she replied "Who is this?"
Blocked her.
10/10 great first date. Lol.
