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I'll prob regret it but popped a quarter pill of a kamagra to help me out, slightly waved from vodka, gave a place a little tidy, this ***** is gonna be in and out in 2 hours. SHe;s already arranged to sleep at her friends house near by.

I feel like a scumbag, but also real happy at the same time, this girls is not hot, but she will let me do whatever. Due to my recent breakup I'm just a bit wild, have miguel bumping and my place smells of Jo Malone candles.

IS it sometimes acceptable to go way below usual standards?
 

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Guarantee she's already full of the last guys load. Strap up whatever you do!
 

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you don't go below 6. 6 equates to cute face and thin. Not fat or mongoloid.
 

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Didn't strap up, but she said shes on the pill.

I didnt even ***, she sucked my **** prob best bj ever and i ****ed, and again, shes currently upset right now changing I told her to cab a cab.

I feel disgusted with myslef and wil have to pornhub a wank later.
 

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She actually cried twice as well, shes on the phone calling a cab and i swear she sounds in tears loool. Ugly hoe. she thought she could stay, gross.

Lesson learned ***** aint *****, you need good quality girls, bottom of the barrel aint worth it.
 

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You didn't strap up?? You deserve the Clap Son! If she's a 5 like you say then she' prob into triple figures by now. Where do you think she learned those awesome blowob skills? Not by keeping her legs closed that's for sure...
 

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Shes has broke down crying and I literally said "call your cab now you need to leave" ***** is mad drunk.


I'm gonna get STD test on tuesday and blood test too. **** this man, the thirst is never worth it with these low level goons.
 

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Also, after the bang she sucked me clean off and I couldn't help thinking "she might be sucked off any STDs she may have given me"
 

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I just kicked her out, she said cab was coming in 5 minutes 10 minutes ago

Me: babe is your cab here? Its been 5 minutes
Her: yeah it's coming (asleep on my couch)
Me: You said that five minutes ago call him now
Her: Do you want me to leave?
Me: YES!
Her: *Storms out of my place*
Me: * Slam door behind her*

So not ****ing worth it, I'm still horny for a quality women, do not lower your standards best sex isn't just sex, pvssy isn't just pvssy, there's levels to this ****
 

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Her: Just a rebound yea. Trying to get over your ex
Her: I thought I could actually like you :cryface: :cryface:

Yeah, move on *****
 

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Didn't strap up, but she said shes on the pill.

I didnt even ***, she sucked my **** prob best bj ever and i ****ed, and again, shes currently upset right now changing I told her to cab a cab.

I feel disgusted with myslef and wil have to pornhub a wank later.
I wouldn't judge for letting your standards dip temporarily but at the same time I wouldn't trust some random girl to be on contraception AND STI-free. I know second-hand that herpes is a b*tch, totally messes up future relationships. Not worth it for one quick sex sesh.

Also to be fair even if she is tarty, any girl that's coming over and giving you excellent head in 5 mins is a pretty cool lass in my book. Perhaps I need to raise my own standards, lol ;)
 

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She came over, we chit chatted for 10-15 then she started sucking me off, I record loads on my phone too.

Now my bed stinks of wh0re
 
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I just kicked her out, she said cab was coming in 5 minutes 10 minutes ago

Me: babe is your cab here? Its been 5 minutes
Her: yeah it's coming (asleep on my couch)
Me: You said that five minutes ago call him now
Her: Do you want me to leave?
Me: YES!
Her: *Storms out of my place*
Me: * Slam door behind her*

So not ****ing worth it, I'm still horny for a quality women, do not lower your standards best sex isn't just sex, pvssy isn't just pvssy, there's levels to this ****

Her: Just a rebound yea. Trying to get over your ex
Her: I thought I could actually like you :cryface: :cryface:

Yeah, move on *****[/QUOTE]

Got that you were horny and needed something to scratch the itch, don't get why you are now trashing the girl here. You let her 'suck' you clean and now you're dumping and making fun of her on this site, posting what she texted you.
Yes she is easy and probably laying lots of guys and not quality material, but she let you use her and now you're trashing her for it? What purpose does it serve to trash some easy girl who lets you do whatever you want to her and who you will probably hit up again?
I can understand if she was a complete bit*h to you but it certainly doesn't seem like she was.
 

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Her: Just a rebound yea. Trying to get over your ex
Her: I thought I could actually like you :cryface: :cryface:

Yeah, move on *****
Got that you were horny and needed something to scratch the itch, don't get why you are now trashing the girl here. You let her 'suck' you clean and now you're dumping and making fun of her on this site, posting what she texted you.
Yes she is easy and probably laying lots of guys and not quality material, but she let you use her and now you're trashing her for it? What purpose does it serve to trash some easy girl who lets you do whatever you want to her and who you will probably hit up again?
I can understand if she was a complete bit*h to you but it certainly doesn't seem like she was.[/QUOTE]

You're right, I'm the real scumbag, you sound like my ex, would you like to come and suck my balls too?

Since when do we care about cyber feelings? Change your tampon. pvssy

Edit: she also spend £60 = $85 on taxi to come to mine and back, the dumb wh0re and just test me: "could see myself falling so hard for you, GLad I've seen now that I'm only a rebound now before it's too late"

I told her to come over next weekend, maybe you can felch my semen out of her ass you cuck.

Edit edit: The ***** stole my green macmillan cancer support wristband, she said "it's clearly important send me your addess and I'll give it back.

This ***** stole my mums cancer band, what a disgusting tramp. I'll get it back and never see her again, THIEF.. She told me to give her my address and she'll post it back. She needs to die, go to someone's house and steal a sentimental thing like that. I'm gonna post her videos online for this.
 
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Got that you were horny and needed something to scratch the itch, don't get why you are now trashing the girl here. You let her 'suck' you clean and now you're dumping and making fun of her on this site, posting what she texted you.
Yes she is easy and probably laying lots of guys and not quality material, but she let you use her and now you're trashing her for it? What purpose does it serve to trash some easy girl who lets you do whatever you want to her and who you will probably hit up again?
I can understand if she was a complete bit*h to you but it certainly doesn't seem like she was.
You're right, I'm the real scumbag, you sound like my ex, would you like to come and suck my balls too?

Since when do we care about cyber feelings? Change your tampon. pvssy

Edit: she also spend £60 = $85 on taxi to come to mine and back, the dumb wh0re and just test me: "could see myself falling so hard for you, GLad I've seen now that I'm only a rebound now before it's too late"

I told her to come over next weekend, maybe you can felch my semen out of her ass you cuck.[/QUOTE]



I'm just trying to understand the logic behind ridiculing someone who did exactly what you asked them to do.
You don't owe her a single thing, she is definitely not gf material, but I don't understand trashing the girl online like you're some hotshot. Common decency and maturity that's all.

But hey good luck with the STD tests, if you caught something, you can come back and brag how you got the clap from a low HB5.
 

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You're right, I'm the real scumbag, you sound like my ex, would you like to come and suck my balls too?

Since when do we care about cyber feelings? Change your tampon. pvssy

Edit: she also spend £60 = $85 on taxi to come to mine and back, the dumb wh0re and just test me: "could see myself falling so hard for you, GLad I've seen now that I'm only a rebound now before it's too late"

I told her to come over next weekend, maybe you can felch my semen out of her ass you cuck.

Edit edit: The ***** stole my green macmillan cancer support wristband, she said "it's clearly important send me your addess and I'll give it back.

This ***** stole my mums cancer band, what a disgusting tramp. I'll get it back and never see her again, THIEF.. She told me to give her my address and she'll post it back. She needs to die, go to someone's house and steal a sentimental thing like that. I'm gonna post her videos online for this.
Whoa murk, how much vodka did you have dude? You're normally a chill guy on here and I like your posts/advice but this is the first time I've seen you so p*ssed off. Girl gave you a bj, she's cool to give you what you wanted even if she was a bit "easy". Sounds like she likes you and she'd do it for you again, so dunno how she got the wristband but I can't imagine she'd take it deliberately.

It's probably all just a mistake/misunderstanding, I wouldn't go off on one at her, especially if you're a bit drunk.

Also I don't think AJ means any insult to you with his post, he's just confused.
 

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It's been a rough week, sorry.
 
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