A typical SoSuave thread

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I know you guys have an idea how it goes nowadays on a typical day in the land of the suave. So post some of the best insults and or a brief example of how a typical thread goes on these days, let's have some fun ladies.
I'll start of with some of the best
"You're a virgin"
"You're a black woman on welfare"
"Show me pictures of hotter women you have sex with for FREE"
"I have more experience than you, you can't tell me anything. Plus you haven't posted any pictures of these women you say you bang so you're lying. "
 

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"I understand she took all your money, you had a leg amputated, penis removed and have six months to live, but bro, your displaying lower value bro. I have 18 plates, they come running when I click my fingers and it's all because I just believe...."
 
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Losers who claim they have a "PUA business" when they have no advice to offer and no good results in the real world.

Oh, and guys from "the hood" who think that people should respect their "hood advice."
 

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Losers who claim they have a "PUA business" when they have no advice to offer and no good results in the real world.

Oh, and guys from "the hood" who think that people should respect their "hood advice."
That post would never have been made if you were genuinely in the hood.
 
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"I know I'm posting on a seduction forum but women and their vaginas are worthless."

"How would X race do in X location because it's got to be better for X race elsewhere."

"I flip houses for a living and earn the most money in SS history. In one week I've travelled the world and have models at my beck and call."

The Jews are out to get us all.
 

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You KNOW you need to get laid when you start posts about me instead of women you are pursuing.
"You're a virgin"
OR (let's be honest)
"You're a black woman on welfare"
"Show me pictures of hotter women you have sex with for FREE"
I'm still waiting... and I won't be THAT strict - you can pay for the hotel (versus taking her to your mom's basement, a dilapidated apartment, a house you are under water on, or your taxpayer funded dormatory).
 

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One I am guilty of:

"This girl text me X but she used the word "cool". She used to spell it "kewl". Is she fvcking my best friend?"
 

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What's your point?

Why would I be there?

Haven't you ever heard of the police and self-defense?
Shall I put a smiley next time so you can detect humour?
 

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You KNOW you need to get laid when you start posts about me instead of women you are pursuing.

I'm still waiting... and I won't be THAT strict - you can pay for the hotel (versus taking her to your mom's basement, a dilapidated apartment, a house you are under water on, or your taxpayer funded dormatory).
This wasn't even about you cupcake. I don't need to post about the "women I'm pursuing" because my phone is filled with bull**** like this; they persue me. Best part is I don't even have to pay. I don't feel the NEED to impress or be validated by any of you. Especially not you cupcake
 

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This wasn't even about you cupcake. I don't need to post about the "women I'm pursuing" because my phone is filled with bull**** like this; they persue me. Best part is I don't even have to pay. I don't feel the NEED to impress or be validated by any of you. Especially not you cupcake
Why'd you stop before the picture?

Is she a fattie?
 

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Let's bet that Deesade is a virgin. 10 grand (which you apparently make in an hour, what's that sort of money to someone like you?).

In return, I give you access to one of my email accounts that I palmed a woman off into.
I said virtual virgin, but the lady doth protest too much... methinks.
 
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Thought that you were super rich?

If you want to keep making threads about how everyone is a virgin, put up or shut up.

But I've long since explained that you don't know the difference between a prostitute and a girlfriend (I doubt that you have had a girlfriend before, actually). Hence, why you tell people "don't initiate". Men generally initiate when they aren't paying the girl to keep them around.

The value is dominance, not money.
I'm not agreeing with Neil here. I'm kind of branching to a separate topic.

How old are you? What is the best job you've ever had?

Are you perhaps too young to understand the importance of money?

Do you have a girlfriend? Is she hot? Because I could show you about 5 new girls every day that are super hot that I could fvck for just a little bit of money. Are you going to tell me that that doesn't count?

Are you saying you "dominate" your girlfriend? Or you think you "dominate" other guys?
 

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Keep punting then. I'm seriously not going to argue the significance of gaming women vs seeing prostitutes.

All I'll ask is that some prat doesn't start telling me how to message a woman when I'm dating one normally - whilst they are paying a hooker.

It's a fvcking joke.

Make a seperate part of the forum for it or something.
Don Punt forum. How to be successful with prostitutes.

As if screwing escorts and sugar babies requires a forum - isn't the whole fooken point with these girls that you pay NOT to have bullshyt to think about?

A hooker is controlled with money. It requires no more skill than operating a credit card.

I have fvcked hookers/escorts before....I have had a wife and numerous girlfriends. There really is a difference. Like the one I am dating. I hope one day to potentially start a legacy through a family with her......I wonder how much an escort would charge for that.....£3M?
 

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Don Punt forum. How to be successful with prostitutes.

As if screwing escorts and sugar babies requires a forum - isn't the whole fooken point with these girls that you pay NOT to have bullshyt to think about?

A hooker is controlled with money. It requires no more skill than operating a credit card.

I have fvcked hookers/escorts before....I have had a wife and numerous girlfriends. There really is a difference. Like the one I am dating. I hope one day to potentially start a legacy through a family with her......I wonder how much an escort would charge for that.....£3M?

The problem isn't prostitutes it's the people that cant tell the diffrence and falling in love with 'em.

I've seen a lot of sh1t and contrary to popular belief you can turn a Ho into a housewife, and vice versa for that matter. Just depends on circumstances and the man's ability problem is that is a very rare talent for a man to have on both spectrums, and frankly from the posts I've been reading here recently very few here actually understand the dynamics let alone, have the ability to do it.
 

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f you can turn a Ho into a housewife, .
"When it all boils down you gonna find in the end, a bytch is a bytch, but a dawwwg is a man's best friend"

Had to quote a bit of Dre to that.

I am sure you can, but why the fvck would you want to!??

Because she is HB9? Poor reason to take a woman who has used her pvssy professionally, for money.

I don't even like women talking about an ex BF, let alone ex punters.

However, falling in love with a paid escort is like hiring a ferrari for a day and joining the ferrari owners club.
 

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Typical sosuave thread:

At the first sign of disrespect, ghost her, delete her number, and go no contact and let your best friend drop off her stuff until she begs you to talk to her, then block her number and call her BPD.
In the meanwhile stay totally obsessed by this mind game how to not to lose the upper hand.
 
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