How to become truly AFC

[Fruitbat]

Many of you losers aspire to become the true Beta AFC but most will fail.

Here is the inside track. I'm doing this to help younger alphas who are wasting time screwing chicks when they could be lowering their social status and really making less of a mark on the world.

So, besides the usual core values of having a bad job, living at home with your parent(s) as long as possible, being skinny (or fat) and dressing in sportswear....there is another level. Some key behaviours which really get those gina juices in retreat so you can spend valuable time masterbating and arguing on the internet:

- ALWAYS text them. Preferably 4 times to every one you receive.
- Talk about how other guys are bullying you and ask them for support and sympathy.
- Following a date, the knockout classic of "Do you like me?" never fails.
- If that fails, follow up with 6 or 7 variations, quickly "Really? I need to know, I like you" "Please tell me you like me" etc
- Not crying on a first date is like eating burgers without ketchup.
- If you kiss or touch them, ask permission first.
- When meeting other men while on a date, be super nice to them to show that you get on well with people.
- Talk about how you suffer getting hard, women love a challenge bros.
- Any homosexual experiences? Tell them upfront to the girl. Women love that shyt.
- Fist date "I love you" is a stone cold classic
- A line which knocks them out is "I really like Star Trek conventions but I don't have the confidence to go to one without my mom"
- T-shirts with slogans are brilliant.

I'm sure you have others. I'm sure you're on a whole level below me though.

 

[resilient]

Call her ten times after the date to tell her how you had so much of a wonderful time and you can't wait to see her again (ASAP).

 

[Fruitbat]

Call her ten times after the date to tell her how you had so much of a wonderful time and you can't wait to see her again (ASAP).

This one's a classic too.

 

[El Payaso]

This one's a classic too.

Peep Show.

 

[TheGambino]

Haha I laughed out loud so hard in the gym people came up to ask whatsup

 

[TheGambino]

Let This troll live from his mommas basement hes funny af

 

[Glassguy]

Propose on the first date. Right after you tell them you love them.

 

[Glassguy]

Oh and don't forget to cry on her shoulder as early and often as possible. Chicks love that sh!t!

 

[Fruitbat]

Let This troll live from his mommas basement hes funny af

Basement? Sharing a bedroom with Mom, on the airbed.

 

[Fruitbat]

I liked all your posts so that you can see I'm a good guy who is friendly.

 

[resilient]

Basement? Sharing a bedroom with Mom, on the airbed.

Hot.

 

[Fruitbat]

Some other clasisc lines I remembered:

- Wow, I never usually get to date with women like you, I've had much uglier women reject me, all the time.
- What are you thinking? I bet you think I'm a loser.
- Stop looking at that dude, we've been on a date for 5 minutes already.
- Who are you texting (first time she looks at her phone)

 

[Fruitbat]

Oh my god a woman liked my thread. Will she marry me? I'm probably not good enough though but maybe if i give her loads of compliements I'll be golden. Guys?....guys? Why won't anyone talk to me?

 

[BeExcellent]

Don't forget to call her constantly at work...better yet show up unannounced with flowers (from Mom's flower beds or the local meadow if possible)...refer to yourself as a "loving admirer".

 

[BeExcellent]

Oh my god a woman liked my thread. Will she marry me? I'm probably not good enough though but maybe if i give her loads of compliements I'll be golden. Guys?....guys? Why won't anyone talk to me?

ROFLMAO

 

[Fruitbat]

Don't forget to call her constantly at work...better yet show up unannounced with flowers (from Mom's flower beds or the local meadow if possible)...refer to yourself as a "loving admirer".

Oh my god an actual women xxxxxxxx Do you like me? I'm a bit nervous to be fair.

 

[Fruitbat]

Oh my god an actual women xxxxxxxx Do you like me? I'm a bit nervous to be fair.

Why wont you respond?

 

[BeExcellent]

Silly. You forgot all the question marks!

?????????????

 

[Fruitbat]

OH - another classic. Give her an "in a relationship with" facebook request BEFORE the first date

 

[resilient]

"Omg. You must be so popular. Look at all these notifications. Wow. No one texts me EVER. Not even my own family. I have five older sisters and one younger brother (CRIES)".