The reverse Shyt Test?

[Fruitbat]

Right, yesterday my date confirmed. I had a beer or too, so when I was asked "still up for tomorrow" I replied "Possibly..."

It's my dry British humour...I usually would have added "what's in it for me?" or "only if you're paying" or some silly stuff.

So, I didn't, I let it hang. I then got a quite emotional text back.

I don't blame her because this shyt pisses me off when women do it.

However, I kind of shyt tested how easygoing she is, without knowing it. I also know she was looking forward to it and has high interest.

So, do you do shyt tests and can we develop some?

 

[Fruitbat]

My OLD profile is pretty much a shyt test these days. My pics are basic and show nothing about my job, car or status. It just says I am committed to my career, just to show I'm not a loser. Then, my description basically tells them if they are dumb hos, don't bother. In a nice way.

So many of their profiles are pics of them drinking champagne, going out places. Basically saying "Please, if you're a doctor or a lawyer,I can go on your arm!" These types make me sick, they might as well just become high class escorts because they are in it for the money and lifestyle and bring nothing but pvssy.

 

[Fruitbat]

If you don't like games, don't play them yourself.

Ah, right, I'll call my favourite plate and tell her how much I am into her and how we should get married and sh1t then.

 

[Fruitbat]

Fvcking check mate.

I make mistakes. I didn't mean to play games. I did not think it through, inspector gadget.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Ah, right, I'll call my favourite plate and tell her how much I am into her and how we should get married and sh1t then.

Why do you like her?

 

[Fruitbat]

Why do you like her?

Not a sloot
Similar political views, almost identical
Find her pretty as hell
Same foreign language
Almost identical backgrounds
Similar issues with ex spouses leading to divorce
She dresses like a woman, she has class
She likes me a lot
She is creative and artistic, like me
She is a sexual challenge.
She is quiet and thoughtful.

Lots more.

She said she felt like she had known me since she had been born after first date and I felt 100% the same. This was before sechs too. Sechs is the only issue so far but I feel she will open up more with time, she is a bit timid.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Not a sloot
Similar political views, almost identical
Find her pretty as hell
Same foreign language
Almost identical backgrounds
Similar issues with ex spouses leading to divorce
She dresses like a woman, she has class
She likes me a lot
She is creative and artistic, like me
She is a sexual challenge.
She is quiet and thoughtful.

Lots more.

She goes In her purse for you too? Thumbs up.

 

[Fruitbat]

She goes In her purse for you too? Thumbs up.

Not sure if that's a euphamism or something you picked up from a previous post...but yes, she offers half for everything and sometimes picks up the bill. Actually, we are tending to pay bills in turns now. She isn't rich but she earns good money.

BUT I have other plates to game. This game is like from suicide to champion of the world sometimes. Suddenly you hold all the aces, and all I do different is spin plates, keep busy and they pick up on that. They know when it's fake, they see through everything, not matter how hard you try to game, dating many women is like a romance potion to women. They are weirdos.

Even to the extent that I start dating a new one and the other ones suddenly start getting high IOI. I almost think it's supernatural. There is no way they can know, but I often get texts in the evening and perhaps the fact I am busy is what they pick up on, yet when I try to fake it, it doesn't work. They're all witches.

 

[Fruitbat]

Now I have a Bulgarian who has eyes and cheekbones to die for. She is SUPER sexy, whilst the "soul mate" is cold. This chick tonight literally sucked my tongue off and I almost came walking away. She is poor and pretty dumb.

What a dilema. Although I know I want plate one, this plate tonight just screams "fvck me I am super hot". I just have to sleep with her so fvck commitment. Fvck it in the ass for now!

I do not know what happened. I did terrible for years and suddenly I am getting what I want. I have mates who are much more up together than me and their wives are not as hot, but they are more "society" women....suddenly mid 30s and I have the pick. Life is sweet man. I don't even have to work for it!

 

[ubercat]

Don't get too c0cky it comes in waves. Enjoy the pvssy you've earned it but keep working on yourself.