Suspens
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2014
- Messages
- 809
- Reaction score
- 67
I just approached this HB1000[looks/body] today around a downtown area and here is how our "conversation" went.
Me: Hey, give me your number so we could schedule a meetup.
HB: Excuse me, WHAT did you see in yourself which allowed you to come up with this delusional request?
Me: [ignored her BS] Or alternatively you can save my number so you could call me whenever you feel comfortable?
HB: I don't give out my number to a cheap hobo like you
Me: [serious tone] Your ****ing nose needs rhinoplasty, because you look like a sawfish
HB: [nervous mumbling tone] your face. (her grammar failed due to the severity of my comeback I think)
Me: Hey, give me your number so we could schedule a meetup.
HB: Excuse me, WHAT did you see in yourself which allowed you to come up with this delusional request?
Me: [ignored her BS] Or alternatively you can save my number so you could call me whenever you feel comfortable?
HB: I don't give out my number to a cheap hobo like you
Me: [serious tone] Your ****ing nose needs rhinoplasty, because you look like a sawfish
HB: [nervous mumbling tone] your face. (her grammar failed due to the severity of my comeback I think)