Chicks that grab your junk soon after you just met

AlphaNate

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Super-high interest or red flag?

I've f*cked every girl that's done this, but damn if they weren't all f*cking nuts.
 

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Super horney and a really big green flag for pump and dump material. She's on the C Carousel and blatantly letting you know.
What does it tell you she wants? You, or your D ?
 
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I'd walk...

Who knows where's she's been?
 

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"Dad, how did you know Mom was "the one?"

"Well son, that first time she grabbed my junk I knew she was special. I then asked her what her first name was and the rest was history".
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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That's even scary if it happens in a strip club, nevermind with a regular girl.

Why are you telling us about this without having made a move?

That's a f*ck first, ask questions later situation.

Her: (Grabbing your c*ck)
You: "I'll get back to you on that..."

On our first date I asked my girlfriend if I could tie her up and she said we should wait for that and I breathed a sign of relief.
 

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This has happened to me a few times at strip joints.
 

MatureDJ

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It's the fastest way to your wallet for a stripper…
Hardcore stripper game there.
Actually, unless I found her attractive and was in the mood for lap action, I would be strong enough to resist. But yes, if she were attractive, I would take her fiddling with my junk as a sign that I'd get my money's worth. I always have the frame of mind walking into a strip club that I'm looking to walk out with a spot on my sweat pants.
 

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I always have the frame of mind walking into a strip club that I'm looking to walk out with a spot on my sweat pants.
So it looks like you want them them to spank your monkey instead of self service?
 
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