Dirtiest/hottest thing a chick did for you

lizardking82

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Although it might not mean much, sex in public for the first time was a big exciting thing for me. The risk of getting caught just added to the whole excitement. Also, ****ing a hairdresser in hew own saloon while it was raining was sth very nice.
 

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A few weeks ago, at 4am, with the surf pounding outside our oceanfront hotel, my girlfriend just randomly said "Can I sit on your face?"

She did for at least 20 minutes. She must have come at least 4 times.

I realized that's how I want to die. Put a clothespin on my nose and have a beautiful young girl smother me with her vagina.
 

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Well the current plate I am banging.. is happy and WILLING
to give me 3sums, 4sums, outdoor sex... anything and everything I want...

After I have had a little fun.. I will be immediately dumping this sloot..
 

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Although it might not mean much, sex in public for the first time was a big exciting thing for me. The risk of getting caught just added to the whole excitement. Also, ****ing a hairdresser in hew own saloon while it was raining was sth very nice.
I was banging a chick in the ass...absolutely hammering away, and I pulled out to bust a nut and she turned around and started sucking it and swallowed every drop...she then tried to kiss me, which definitely wasn't happening until she brushed her teeth and used mouth wash, lol....I found it kind of disgusting but really hot at the same time...
 

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I had 2 plates do @ss to mouth. I never kissed either of them again.

Did the 2 chick bj with a chick I was spinning and her friend that was bi. The plate wasnt down for a 3 some but would let her friend suck it with her, make out, etc. A year later I tapped the bi female friend too.

One legit 3 some. The best part was pounding one from behind as she went down on the other.

For me, watching women make out and really get into it in front of me and making me be patient before allowing me to jump in has always been a great turn on.
 

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My current plate is a lot of fun...
-she got stripper lingerie and danced for me (granted, it wasn't that great, but it was sexy as hell).
-We pulled over last week after an event and she gave me a BJ in the car
-Just the other night, I walked her to her car, said she was horny, undid my pants, pulled hers down, bent her over and banged her right in the middle of a full parking lot at about 9pm

Not too exciting other than her. The other women have been pretty standard... I don't think you usually get hte kinky $hit until she trusts you.
 

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don't think you usually get hte kinky $hit until she trusts you.
Well I learned something today. Having sex with a woman doesn't necessarily mean she trusts you. Kinda crazy to think about how they will have sex with you and still not even trust you completely. Strange concept to think about.
 

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Well I learned something today. Having sex with a woman doesn't necessarily mean she trusts you. Kinda crazy to think about how they will have sex with you and still not even trust you completely. Strange concept to think about.
True! A woman who trusts you though will let you do anything and everything with them.
 

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-Had sechs with a stripper girlfriend at the adult video store while watching p0rn. When we got done my kumm ran down her leg onto the floor. After that I dropped her off at the club so she could work! She told me she couldn't wait until some guy tried to stick his face in her pu$$y and it still had my juices all over it. hahahaha

-Having 2 chics giving me a blow job on my patio made me feel like I was King of the World!

-Fingered a girl standing next to a bar top, with my buddies standing next to us. She had a short skirt with no panties on and raised one leg to make it real easy. Girl had some super fine legs.

-One time at party cove I had full sechs with a chic on our boat. Got a standing ovation from the dudes a few boats over after I pulled out and came on her azz. After that she was eating jello shots out of another chics pu$$y. Girl was crazy bipolar, but super fun. I stayed drunk and hard the entire day.

-I used to have a favorite stripper that I was "friends" with. One afternoon I got some drinks in her, took her to the couch area just off the main stage. Within minutes I am laying on top of her, panties to the side, and my fingers inside of her. The entire club is watching and we didn't care if we got caught. After about 5minutes the bouncer kicked me out and she got fired!
 

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Forgot to add.. Current plate, fingered her own ass.. Then licked and sucked her finger after.. She done this repeatedly..

Dirty hoe!
 
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