"Would you die for me?"

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Now I have been asked this question indirectly a few times before, particularly by "what would you do if I died the next day?" or something stupid like that, and quite frankly the answer was no all of those times. But I'm of course not going to say that, I just diverted and directed the conversation elsewhere. But I never quite knew how the best way to handle it. But I watched a movie yesterday (Suicide Squad) where Joker asked Harley Quinn if she would die for him. And she said yes. Then he said how that's too easy of a question, and thought for a moment. He asked this after:

'Would you live for me?'

And I thought that to be one of the greatest responses to to being asked this question. Perhaps we can use this question as a response ourselves. Thoughts?

 

[El Payaso]

No.

 

[Young OG]

I just tell them what they want to hear.

But, the real truth is that the only person I'll die for is my daughter.

 

[devilkingx2]

I'd be concerned that she was planning something dark if she asked me that

 

[dude99]

"Would you die for me?"

"Why did you just take take out a huge life insurance policy on me?"

 

[AlphaNate]

I'd want to know why the **** I'm dying in this fantasy of hers.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

You were going out with an idiot (or someone that is just being silly). Very few women say anything this stupid, and when they do, they are about 18, and a virgin.

I think my response would be to look at her baffled, tbh. I'm not learning how to respond, because it just doesn't happen often enough to bother about (unlike a boyfriend rejection, for example).

No way is anyone going to remember that and use it at the appropriate time. Better to learn that it's a stupid thing to come out with and treat is as such, IMO.

Nah she was a hoe lol. A couple days prior, she was telling me how she has her way with people. I half-jokingly told her I can't be controlled. I think that's where this stemmed from. At the time, I treated it as a stupid question like you said. I was like "what the fvck? What kind of a question is that?" Though she asked it differently; what would I do if she died the next day. Divert, divert, divert, and divert again, with some 'wtf is wrong with you' looks and 'who the hell asks that kind of thing' tone of voice.

 

[SgtSplacker]

Last girl that asked me that I told her I would do everything in my power to save her, even risk my life. But to just sacrifice my life to save her like in some kind of devils contact? No.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Now I have been asked this question indirectly a few times before, particularly by "what would you do if I died the next day?" or something stupid like that, and quite frankly the answer was no all of those times. But I'm of course not going to say that, I just diverted and directed the conversation elsewhere. But I never quite knew how the best way to handle it. But I watched a movie yesterday (Suicide Squad) where Joker asked Harley Quinn if she would die for him. And she said yes. Then he said how that's too easy of a question, and thought for a moment. He asked this after:

'Would you live for me?'

And I thought that to be one of the greatest responses to to being asked this question. Perhaps we can use this question as a response ourselves. Thoughts?

Loved that movie, loved that scene. But not my favorite Joker tbh

 

[Bible_Belt]

In 1981, Eddie Murphy was a 21 y/o standup comedian with a great bit about Ronald Reagan getting shot. He talks about Secret Service police jumping in front of bullets, and Ron going back to the hospital much later to tell the guy who did that he was very brave...and then walking out and saying "what a stupid mother fvcker."

 

[nismo-4]

In 2013, Bruno Mars gave rise to this such question. He talked about he'd catch a grenade for a girl. What he didn't mention was the fine print. It read "as long as the pin wasn't pulled".

Smart motherf**ker. Catch a bullet for a girl in a video game, maybe. In real life, hell no. Unless it's your mom, daughter, etc.

Doing this for a girl you just met or barely know will have her feeling bad for you slightly, but she'll get over you when that alpha talks to her.

 

[Roober]

Just ignore, say no (which is the truth), or make a joke out of it... I would think any girl asking this is just fvcking around, so it should be treated that way... "I would jump off the Golden Gate bridge, crap my pants, and get slowly eaten alive by sharks while suffering from hypothermia, if you wanted me to" *big smile*

 

[FwoGiZ]

This is what we call a ****test... The only way out of this is to NOT respond seriously so anything will work really. You could say "Of course I would cause I know you would too.... right? /wink" or "I'd murder the entire planet just to save you" or "Did you take insurance on me? Are you planning to kill me?"

It is indeed logically infuriating to even come up with such a fcked up question and even more fcked up to ask it but hey, they're women and that's what they do. They feed of drama and are trying to create it in any ways possible. It's the same as if she dreams that you cheated, it's your fault right? She gives you **** for it. Crazies...
Just don't make the mistake to try and smarten her up or rationalize with her... you'll lose. Talk her language instead; covert and subtle

 

[Serenity]

I would respond "That's a fvcked up question" and take it from there.

 

[QuadDeuces]

I would slap her in the face with the DSM-IV.

 

[Red Legg]

If I answer this question does daddy get anal tonight?

 

[bigneil]

As a man, you should be willing to risk death to protect another individual. Would you push her out of the way of an oncoming car? Would you prefer living and knowing she did not? Then yes, you would die for her.

That said, a man offering "I would die for you" is ok.

A woman asking "Would you die for me?" is odd.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

As a man, you should be willing to risk death to protect another individual. Would you push her out of the way of an oncoming car? Would you prefer living and knowing she did not? Then yes, you would die for her.

That said, a man offering "I would die for you" is ok.

A woman asking "Would you die for me?" is odd.

I don't get that example. You should be able to move yourself if you are able to move her. And for most women, I'd rather live knowing that I would have died trying to save them. Plenty of women out there. Not sure if any of them would take a bullet for their man though. Doubt any even live for their husbands too. That **** is long gone now.

There is a reason for this. I read a post on here where a user said he was talking to a divorced woman. She said she imagined having a big wedding and raising kids and all that, but she never imagined being a wife. I think that's how most women are. And that's probably why we have problems today. Because men still imagine being a husband when they talk about growing up (most guys I know anyway).

 

[Urbanyst]

I would respond "That's a fvcked up question" and take it from there.

I agree.

Don't give into women's frame pushes.

 

[Serenity]

I agree.

Don't give into women's frame pushes.

Yeah, not only that but it is fvcked up regardless if you answer yes or no. Obviously with "no" it might seem like you don't love her enough. However if you say "yes" I don't think they've considered the implications of that. There would be nothing in it for you obviously, but also dead men can't give love... The worst part is probably how it would affect their conscience, to bear the burden of guilt knowing the guy who loved them died for them. I mean knowing someone died to save my life would feel like sh!t, it would be incredibly selfish of me to want someone to do that.

So yeah, it really is a fvcked up question. If a woman got triggered by me not saying yes then I would run like fvck though, massive sign of extreme selfishness.