This summer it seems I been getting able to fvck 1 girl every month.
An Aussie girl in May. A German girl in June. A Dutch girl in July. Now another Dutch girl last weekend in August.
So my success rate isn't so bad. Problem is that my ego is getting slightly out of hand.
Here's a story from last night where I messed up with a really sweet girl:
So yesterday it was 32 degrees Celsius here in Amsterdam. All the girls were wearing hotpants.
At the bar I saw a girl with an ass I would press my face into given the chance. So i approached her: "Hey, sorry am I interrupting? I just wanted to say you have the nicest ass I've seen all day." Then everyone started interrupting including her friend. So I was like "Hey isn't it funny that women can actually get more jealous than the guys around here? I'm not even allowed to give her a compliment. Come on. Her ass is really from another world isn't it. Can you turn around for me. Come on let me just get another look." The friend was all like: "you're objectifying her!" So I asked the girl: "Are you feeling objectified?", slowly she shook her head and said: "...no"
My mistake there though, was amping it up again, just saying: "alright well I have to go back inside, but I just wanna get one more look. Can you turn around for me please?" And at that point, she was like: "now I'm feeling objectified". So I took her hand, apologized, and kissed her hand. It didn't really help.
I guess that sort of messed it up. Because I asked her once to turn around and she didn't. Asking a second time is just sort of rude then isn't it.
------The rest of the story is where I try to repair the situation further, and it doesn't help it all ------
When I came back outside I tried to approach and she was really quite reluctant. She was talking to 3 douchebags. I just really would have liked to pinch her ass a bit and shock her a little, then tease her and apologize again, etc. But I was hesitant because of the douchebags. The guy basically challenged me to see who has a bigger nutsack. He said it's a game he does when swimming with his friends in the pool. So I was like: "I wish I could stand closer, but you've chased me off. You win dude".
Anyways, I approached the girl later again, and she was like: "you sort of messed it up at the start". So I was like: "Well I guess I'll just have to think about my mistakes then". And she was like: "yeah!", slightly scornfully, lol. I was hoping for a more sympathetic response when I said that. Didn't get any sympathy. She wouldn't even throw me a bone anymore, lol.
Also, after the nutsack guy, I had talked to another girl. She saw this, and I think that sort of made her write me off completely. I don't know what else she expects me to do though. She wouldn't give me a chance and kept talking to nutsack guy.
CONCLUSION: At the start, after she had initially approved of me, when I asked her whether she felt objectified, and she said no - I should have just said: "Great! Well you look breathtaking and I could just eat you up but I have to go inside. Can I offer you a drink?"
And then everything would have gone on a different note. Nobody would have challenged me to a nutsack stretching competition, and I could have just continued blowing smoke up her ass.
Let me guys know what you think!
An Aussie girl in May. A German girl in June. A Dutch girl in July. Now another Dutch girl last weekend in August.
So my success rate isn't so bad. Problem is that my ego is getting slightly out of hand.
Here's a story from last night where I messed up with a really sweet girl:
So yesterday it was 32 degrees Celsius here in Amsterdam. All the girls were wearing hotpants.
At the bar I saw a girl with an ass I would press my face into given the chance. So i approached her: "Hey, sorry am I interrupting? I just wanted to say you have the nicest ass I've seen all day." Then everyone started interrupting including her friend. So I was like "Hey isn't it funny that women can actually get more jealous than the guys around here? I'm not even allowed to give her a compliment. Come on. Her ass is really from another world isn't it. Can you turn around for me. Come on let me just get another look." The friend was all like: "you're objectifying her!" So I asked the girl: "Are you feeling objectified?", slowly she shook her head and said: "...no"
My mistake there though, was amping it up again, just saying: "alright well I have to go back inside, but I just wanna get one more look. Can you turn around for me please?" And at that point, she was like: "now I'm feeling objectified". So I took her hand, apologized, and kissed her hand. It didn't really help.
I guess that sort of messed it up. Because I asked her once to turn around and she didn't. Asking a second time is just sort of rude then isn't it.
------The rest of the story is where I try to repair the situation further, and it doesn't help it all ------
When I came back outside I tried to approach and she was really quite reluctant. She was talking to 3 douchebags. I just really would have liked to pinch her ass a bit and shock her a little, then tease her and apologize again, etc. But I was hesitant because of the douchebags. The guy basically challenged me to see who has a bigger nutsack. He said it's a game he does when swimming with his friends in the pool. So I was like: "I wish I could stand closer, but you've chased me off. You win dude".
Anyways, I approached the girl later again, and she was like: "you sort of messed it up at the start". So I was like: "Well I guess I'll just have to think about my mistakes then". And she was like: "yeah!", slightly scornfully, lol. I was hoping for a more sympathetic response when I said that. Didn't get any sympathy. She wouldn't even throw me a bone anymore, lol.
Also, after the nutsack guy, I had talked to another girl. She saw this, and I think that sort of made her write me off completely. I don't know what else she expects me to do though. She wouldn't give me a chance and kept talking to nutsack guy.
CONCLUSION: At the start, after she had initially approved of me, when I asked her whether she felt objectified, and she said no - I should have just said: "Great! Well you look breathtaking and I could just eat you up but I have to go inside. Can I offer you a drink?"
And then everything would have gone on a different note. Nobody would have challenged me to a nutsack stretching competition, and I could have just continued blowing smoke up her ass.
Let me guys know what you think!
