What does everyone think about Male Stripping

ProDJ26

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It started out as a joke at work. Long story short my coworker made a slight joke/rumor that I'm a low key male stripper. Word is going around the office and I've had a multiple women come to me during lunch hour wondering if I would be interested in going to their bachlorette parties. Although I've never stripped before the idea is hilarious. I'm in really good shape too lol. Anybody have any experience with that industry? What do you guys think?
 

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No experience personally nor do I even know anything about it. My suggestion however would be if you want to keep this persona up, yet put out any fires that may pop up at work, simply say you don't do any sort of parties for people you work with. It keeps it professional and you're not risking your job with some HR BS. Either that or play aloof, say you don't know what they're talking about with a wink or something like that.

Now if you are serious about wanting to give this a try, I have no info to offer.
 

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Most male strippers I've known were bisexuals, or straight up gay.
 

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I agree, male strippers and male porn stars are homo's. Most of those dudes you guys watch banging out those chicks you won't ever pull have fu&ked a man to get to that woman.
 

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Yeap... agree
It's still a good goal for a DJ to have a stripper like body. These guys are at the right size for women to lust after, so it's a great goal for a straight to have a similar build. I tell people they are usually sized and muscled similar to a NBA point guard to a NFL corner back, not smaller and not bigger. This is the sweet spot for generating lust in females.
 

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It's one of the few occupations that warrant using roids or hgh. The more ripped you are, the more money you make.

I always have wanted to stake out a Chippendales show...and just happen to be at the nearest bar after the show let out. Buying temperature is transferable.
 

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I like the suggestions to just play it off and let them think it but never do it. I've never met a male stripper but it seems a little obvious to sit around and say "they're all gay or bi" that sounds a little jealous to me. If I had the body, I'd do it and I'm far from gay. Sounds like easy money to me and I bet every once in awhile you get a free bang with a decent looking customer. I would think it would be a pretty sweet gig.
 

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I've never met a male stripper but it seems a little obvious to sit around and say "they're all gay or bi" that sounds a little jealous to me.
You can call it jealousy, but I'm just reporting what I've observed. I certainly can't speak about all male strippers, I'm just saying that the ones that I've met were either bisexual or gay. Whatever. It's certainly not an occupation I would be interested in.

This may be overly judgmental of me, but I don't think much of strippers, whether they be male OR female. For some guys here, it's their ultimate fantasy to bang a stripper. But to me, they're barely a step above being a prostitute.
 

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Most have alcohol and drugs issues, they are probably (90%) gays.... especially at male strippers club reserved to women (you don't want ****).....

Been to a male strip club.... girls go wild

They have great bodies

About your work, tease them a little, especially the girl you like... than make it dissapear cause the longer the joke last the more you'll have that reputation and put a end to your job
 

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I know a male stripper, he has done some shows like chippendales but 80% of his work is at gay clubs. hes a bodybuilder too and has been rumored to go gay4pay. i wouldnt doubt it but whatever i dont judge. its not a very honorable profession. I just try and think...what would I tell my kids oh hey your dad was rocking a banana hammock at a bachelorette party...IDK seems trashy/not a good look for an alpha male. I think we should be able to do better then resort to prostitution.
 

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It's one of the few occupations that warrant using roids or hgh. The more ripped you are, the more money you make.

I always have wanted to stake out a Chippendales show...and just happen to be at the nearest bar after the show let out. Buying temperature is transferable.
You know those ladies are ready to phvck, and it's true. They will svck strippers c0cks onstage for entertainment.
 

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I like the suggestions to just play it off and let them think it but never do it. I've never met a male stripper but it seems a little obvious to sit around and say "they're all gay or bi" that sounds a little jealous to me. If I had the body, I'd do it and I'm far from gay. Sounds like easy money to me and I bet every once in awhile you get a free bang with a decent looking customer. I would think it would be a pretty sweet gig.
They end up doing "gay" $hit for the money, that's what ends up happening... But you don't have to. Since these guys are money motivated, often times they go in just like you and realize they can make more money working mostly gays... Over time they might let one svck his c0ck or hit him in the a$$ for $$$.
 
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