So today my brother and sister were arguing about some feminist crap and my sister said "so you don't think men and women should be treated equal?" And he says looking straight into her eyes with a smile as big as the Earth (gosh I love my brother) "No". She is frozen in shock for like 3 seconds, then she just starts hitting him and he starts laughing hysterically. My dad gets mad and is like "why are you hitting him???" So she stops and says "because he said women shouldn't be treated equally". My bro says "of course not. They should be treated fairly, not equally" (very true). "What's the difference??" And he starts saying something fitness related because men are more athletic than women (testosterone for the win!!). She starts screaming about something incoherent and my dad asks why she's yelling and she starts to cry saying that everyday around the world women are getting raped more than men (so we need to make it equal and have men raped more? Men report rapes less than women, you stupud fvck) and only 10% of women getting raped are being reported and also that women also get payed less than men too, then some other irrational and incoherent babbling. My brother said "Well how do you lnow about the other 90% if only 10% get reported?" And no response from her. The third part got to my dad too as he is a business owner and said that he pays all of his female employees equal or more than their male counterparts. He also said that this is why men work more hours too, and that men, especially imigrants, dont ask for overtime either. I was also about to say soem things about wage gap or whatever you wanna call it to refute her statement, but she got too emotional and thus would not listen to reason (typical of females) and then got out of the car and slammed the car door super hard on purpose.
Later on when it was just me and my dad and bro, we were talking about it and my dad says that we need to talk to women more nicely because they are much more sensitive than men (then he brought up an example of a last experience I remembered as well). I said that men and women can't be equal because we are not; the fact that I can walk outside and know which person is a man and a woman shows that we are not equal. My brother also said something pertaining to this and then my dad gave another example about how we arent equal too: "If you put a woman in war, she will sh!t herself."
then me and my brother started laughing.
When we got back home, my brother said my sister about the percentage of reported rapes thing "Only 10% of rapes are reported because the other 90% of the time the woman ends up liking it" just to push her buttons. She ignored him and went to her room
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Yup, me and my brother shut down a feminist today boys. 1 point for men, 0 for women.