would you have sex with a fat chick?

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You guys are full of shyt. Almost everytime someone posts a would you have sex with a "fat chick" post, most of you say you wouldn't. I got news for you guys, if so many men find these HOGS repulsive, why do they get so much sex????
It's because those desperate men have no better options to relieve themselves from involuntary celibacy.

…throw in the fact that the obese population of American women is nearing 50%, at which point the planet earth begins to wobble out of its orbit, and you could make a strong case that American men have highly constrained choices in the sexual market and are thus forced to choose between masturbation with their height-weight proportionate hands and dumping a shameful fück in a smegma-ringed porkhole.

Another way a skewed desirable female market could affect the sexual encounter ratio between fat women and thin women is by making thin women so spectacularly high value that they are able to pretty much command the price at which they reward their sex. In practice, this means the few thin chicks will hold out for a long time until they find the alpha male willing to wait and buy and wait for a life-giving gulp from the oasis of their sexiness. In a roomful of slutty fat chicks, the cøockteasing hourglass-shaped girl is queen.

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/do-fat-girls-get-more-sex/
 

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The biggest girl I've ever been with was a size 10. I don't think I could get it up for anything bigger than that.
 

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I have a fat b!tch right now, who texts me asking to come over every 3-4 days, She will blow me for 15 minutes on my back deck., quite skillfully, then I will bend her over and pound her She can really take a good fvcking. She loves it in the ass, too. I always cvm in either her mouth or her ass. Thank you, fat girl,
 

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Yes I have... And they were mostly good experiences too. Most of them are very happy that a very fit, muscular, and handsome guy is banging the living fvck out of them. That and it seemed to be a trend that most of the fat women I have been with were into freak $hit and it was all cool with them. I would tie them up, blindfold them, and fvck them like an animal (literally so loud that the rest of the apartment complains to the landlord). Easier than stuck up skinny girls, and my standards are very flexible.
 

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Do you like her? Are you attracted to her? Then **** the ****ake out of her. Who cares what other people think. She will certainly be up for it and probably good at head.
If you aren't attracted to her don't **** her.
 

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Crap, the woman I am seeing is slim, small tits and awesome. I don't think I'll trade her in because fat chicks give good head +although they often do).
 

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What is considered fat? Not to be racist or bring race in to it, but I heard white guys call Beyonce and Kim Kardasian fat and the model isrka lawerence It was quite shocking men like women with little boy bodies.....

I love curves like cursive
 

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I have been in some hard up cases where the only release I would get was going out West to ski, and going to Nevada for ... , and so I have porked some chicks that definitely would not have dated. Now these chicks were chunky with some feminine form, not disgusting. Now that I am an ex-pat in Eastern Europe, I only do properly attractive women.

Oh, a good thing to do with a chick that has a bit of a gut, but nice hips and not much cellulite on the butt & thighs, is to spoon her so that you don't have to look at the gut.
 

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if you hadnt had sex for a long time, and a fat chick came along and the opportunity for sex with her arises. would you have sex with a fat chick?
Yes, I prefer fat chicks for reason.
 

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if you hadnt had sex for a long time, and a fat chick came along and the opportunity for sex with her arises. would you have sex with a fat chick?
From a female point of view, I wouldn't have sex with a man who had a fat gut. It reduces the length of the c*ock by at least 2.5 inches, this would make intercourse with them pointless, literally.
 

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I did twice as a late in the middle of the night booty call. I never mentioned her to my friends or introduce to her to my roommate who had his girlfriend live with us. She, of course, looked better (less weight) in her pics online. I picked her up and drove her back to her parents place same night, lol. :lol: No stayovers. I later found out she was cheating on her navy bf with me while he was offshore.
 

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What is considered fat? Not to be racist or bring race in to it, but I heard white guys call Beyonce and Kim Kardasian fat and the model isrka lawerence It was quite shocking men like women with little boy bodies.....

I love curves like cursive
White men don't like to have sex with women. They like to lay on sticks and think of mommy.
 

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Unfortunately there's a lot of things that seemed like a good idea after 10 beers.

Fortunately I specialise in Asian chicks now and it's just about impossible to find a fat one.

Especially if they are Chinese they'd be too slow and too delicious;)
 
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Does your **** get hard when you think of it? If yes then why not? You might find that you like fat chicks...
 

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Unfortunately there's a lot of things that seemed like a good idea after 10 beers.

Fortunately I specialise in Asian chicks now and it's just about impossible to find a fat one.

Especially if they are Chinese they'd be too slow and too delicious;)
The Chinese chick I went out with had a fantastic body. To bad her English skills were horrible. I will eventually find one.
 

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if you hadnt had sex for a long time, and a fat chick came along and the opportunity for sex with her arises. would you have sex with a fat chick?
HELL NO. I was into this girl I gamed on a plane once. We talked over the course of the flight and I ended up taking her home a week later. I legitimately thought she had some meat on her, but she didn't seem big or flabby--a cute girl with a bit of extra fat.

When she was getting undressed, though, I saw all the jiggly fat and cellulite and immediately felt disgust. My d!ck's reaction was "I am NOT getting up for this bullsh!t." Haha, I let her blow me (I started thinking about another plate to get it up) and then I told her "I'm not that kind of guy" who has secks right away lmao.

She would call me to hangout until I told her I wasn't ready to see anyone because of "personal reasons."
 

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For some stupid reason, I dated a fat Indian girl last month. I don't know why.

During the dates she was alright but the whole time I was telling myself I could do better. Luckily we never did anything physical.

After I friend zoned her, she acted like she was the prize!! Fat girls can have pretty big egos probably because of OLD.

These days the hot ones will often have better attitudes than the fat ones. Never lower your standards.
 

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nowadays any girl that isn't 120 lbs and lower is fat.

So by that measurement, every girl I know and have had sex with is fat.

So I guess?
 
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