Satellite,
Once you're able to digest what she said and understand you should be able to laugh it off and think to yourself what a relief I dodged a train wreck.
Women rarely like to be tactless or abrupt as it defies their physiology.
It's ridiculous that a woman should attack you for making an attempt.
As mentioned previously it's either a massive ****e test or the woman has put such high standards she's so deluded that she's thinks Brad Pitt is walking through her door at any moment.
As long as we as men act in a non-creepy/non-stalking fashion (Mind you when I say creepy I mean that if you said it here and the guys here thought it was creepy, it's creepy, not when a woman calls something creepy) then women should either politely decline or humor us somewhat.
If a woman who is looking for someone acts like the woman above you can either give a witty retort saying you mistook her for a lady and you won't be making that mistake again, or you can ignore her (this is the best way to go)