HalfAddict
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2005
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This forum has not been too fun lately fellas, all too serious imo.
I wanna hear some of the funniest/smoothest/awesome things you have said to a chick and the effect it had on her. I know some of you dudes have something. Either way last night I was hanging out with these 2 chicks, they both dig me and I know it.
One is very shy and the other quite aggressive. After a couple drinks I finally get the shy chick to crack and talk some **** to her about how I'm gonna beat her up blah blah she can take me and she says c-mon you wanna **** around and I just look her dead in the eye and say yes. She was so flustered she said you wanna **** around again so I just say yes again. Her reaction was awesome of course and I could literally feel the tension, good times.
By the way the week prior this girls was ****ty drunk and asking me to hit her in the face, I think there may be a freak in there and I intend to find it.
But I like talking ****, to pretty much everyone and I wanna hear some of your best **** talking. And you know what if this post can't get more replies than that broad pitching a ***** I feel I may lose all hope in humanity.
I wanna hear some of the funniest/smoothest/awesome things you have said to a chick and the effect it had on her. I know some of you dudes have something. Either way last night I was hanging out with these 2 chicks, they both dig me and I know it.
One is very shy and the other quite aggressive. After a couple drinks I finally get the shy chick to crack and talk some **** to her about how I'm gonna beat her up blah blah she can take me and she says c-mon you wanna **** around and I just look her dead in the eye and say yes. She was so flustered she said you wanna **** around again so I just say yes again. Her reaction was awesome of course and I could literally feel the tension, good times.
By the way the week prior this girls was ****ty drunk and asking me to hit her in the face, I think there may be a freak in there and I intend to find it.
But I like talking ****, to pretty much everyone and I wanna hear some of your best **** talking. And you know what if this post can't get more replies than that broad pitching a ***** I feel I may lose all hope in humanity.