SELF-MASTERY
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The nastiest thing that I have every done is.........
taste my own shyt and my own urine.
taste my own shyt and my own urine.
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The NASTIEST thing that you have done
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MetalFortress
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Thank you for sharing, sicko.
amadoodisforrealz
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you troll?
that is bad stuff
that is bad stuff
TyTe`EyEs
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This must be Mastery's attempt at getting banned. It was inevitable...
SELF-MASTERY
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yeah right...TyTe`EyEs said:
SELF-MASTERY
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Did you make it up to her??? I know she was pissed at you.Taviii said:
I want a bidet because I dont believe that toilet tissue does a good job at fully cleaning my ass, so I normally sit on the sink and use it to wash my ass. I not only do this at home, but everywhere, and that includes at my friends houses, my gf's, and sometimes in public restrooms.
Vulpine
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I, for one, don't find this as nasty as many people would.SELF-MASTERY said:
I have heard their are certain benefits to drinking your morning urine. Don't ask me to expand on that, though. And no, I haven't done it myself.
As for tasting your own sh!t, why not? Every time you go out to eat, you taste other peoples' sh!t. Fuqing people never wash their hands after wiping their ass, handling money, etc.
:cuss:
Oh, and if you've licked a chix ass... there you go.
Mmmm... E.Coli salad sandwiches at Subway... good eatin'! No wonder the Subway diet works: diarrhea
Hell, I can't go out to eat anywhere without going home and blasting hot, frothy jets of liquid fire through a screen door. One could say that the nastiest thing they have done is eaten at a fast food restaurant... hella-nasty.
Anyway, the nastiest thing I've done? Aside from eating fast food, butchering animals, shoveling manure, and eating raw foods like eggs and sushi, uh... I guess there was this time that I got snowballed during naughty-drunken sex. I thought that was pretty nasty. I can't really comment on how good or bad it tasted: it's not like I'm a connoiseur and have tasted any other loads to compare it to.
Oh, I flipped out, btw. I basically threw the b!tch across the room off of the bed, pinned her down, and spit it back out all over her face - like a "3rd hand money shot".
Then I got up and got a big drink of water.
:dryheave:
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I think that an open salad bar has to be the nastiest thing... I read that most door knobs and money have traces of fecal bacteria. I am a habitual hand washer, and I've never touched the door knob of a public restroom...
Vulpine
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Oh man, I'm a sick fuq then... I've listened to the whole Aqua album.Desdinova said:
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhe-e-ere..."
That's right... come on, Barbie - let's go party.
pooparu
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**** that man, barbie girl rules 
. Get the bangbros techno remix (not the porn artist ), that **** is great. Search bangbros barbie girl.
And SM, damn man I'm trying to think of soemthing to best that.
What did that c*m taste like though man, I'm too ***** to taste my own lol.
. Get the bangbros techno remix (not the porn artist ), that **** is great. Search bangbros barbie girl.And SM, damn man I'm trying to think of soemthing to best that.
What did that c*m taste like though man, I'm too ***** to taste my own lol.
Vulpine
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Warm and full-bodied, with earthy, nutty overtones and hints of berries that dwindle to a bitter, smokey finish...pooparu said:
Come on, dude, what the fuq do you want me to tell you?
It's bitter, salty, and gives you a weird stinging, scratchy feeling in your throat. Everyone has different tastes - some don't like olives, pineapple, or coconut. So, some people spit, some swallow... Mine might taste like pumpkin pie compared to some others - I wouldn't know.
Try your own spunk and get back to us, pooparu. Go. Now. Go shake one out into a shot glass and neck it.
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I have a confession......... I think Ashlee Simpson rocks and autobiography was a hot album and a nice track...
"I have a stain on my t-shirt and I AM the biggest flirt if you want my autobiography...... please just ask me......... I'm a nasty girl in a fk up world....... oh nasty girl you want to get with me?.......... you want a piece of me?....................ahhhhhhhhhhh."
that song is so hot.
"I have a stain on my t-shirt and I AM the biggest flirt if you want my autobiography...... please just ask me......... I'm a nasty girl in a fk up world....... oh nasty girl you want to get with me?.......... you want a piece of me?....................ahhhhhhhhhhh."
that song is so hot.
qweretyuiopas
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OMG this thread is so funny :crackup:Vulpine said:
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Nastiest thing I've done.....
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
pooparu
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LMAO, nah bro its cool i'll take your word for it.Vulpine said:
And bad, I didn't get that one till I realized you were a girl. Ouch. lol (I had to laugh).