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Master Don Juan
Every morning at work, I see this nice HB arrive at her job at another business across the parking lot. Well, before she arrives, I notice an SUV parked there. The HB pulls in and a guy get's out of the SUV to talk to her. I assume it's some chump who's been sniffin her. I can't hear what she is saying but clearly is peeved and starts yelling at him, pointing her finger at him, etc. She wheels around and starts to walk into her building. Before she get's the door open, he says something to her and she just stands there while he walks to his car, opens the door and pulls out a dozen roses. He walks up to her, she starts yelling again, pointing her finger at him like she did before. Then he hands her the roses, SHE TAKES THEM, opens the door and SLAM, she's gone! Chump just stands there bewildered for a minute, gets in his car and drives off. I about fell out of my chair!