I love telling jokes to women, they love it.
Lets keep this thread going with good jokes to make a women laugh her panties off.
Joke 1.
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are
charged
with beating your wife to death with a spanner.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b*stard!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner.'
Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You Fu*king
b*stard!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and
said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this
crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I
shall
charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For fifteen
years
I've lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked
to borrow a fu*king spanner, he said he didn't have one!'
Joke 2
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.
Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal
to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four'
'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts
disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry
five persons.'
'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four.
You
have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.'
The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want
to speak to someone with more intelligence!'
'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.'
Lets keep this thread going with good jokes to make a women laugh her panties off.
Joke 1.
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are
charged
with beating your wife to death with a spanner.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b*stard!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner.'
Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You Fu*king
b*stard!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and
said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this
crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I
shall
charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For fifteen
years
I've lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked
to borrow a fu*king spanner, he said he didn't have one!'
Joke 2
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.
Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal
to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four'
'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts
disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry
five persons.'
'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four.
You
have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.'
The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want
to speak to someone with more intelligence!'
'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.'