Lord Sidious
Don Juan
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Hey, guys!
The following situation I´m about to tell you occured today, in my job.
But first I have to let you know something: two days ago, I banged a broad at her place. Well, I used a condom, and since we had only 2 hours to do it, I had to left in a rush. So, I grabed a piece of toilet paper and ravel the condom and it´s package in it. Since I was in a hurry to leave, I put it in my jackets pocket (to put it in the trash later). Well, this was MISTAKE N.º 1!
So, today I was at work, in some sort of meeting. I sit down and all the chairs I had around me were empty. Soon, some coleagues (women) of mine arrived and 5 of them came sit near to me. 2 of them are really hot. In fact, in the meeting one of them (that was right beside me) started to flirt a bit with me. HOWEVER, an old one (say about 65) was sit behind me. She kept talking to me also, but I didn´t pay much attention to her.
At some point she says something to me, and obviously, everyone hear: "Hey, look at the floor and see what it´s falling from your jacket pocket!". MAN, when I look at the floor, I see the open package of the condom I left in my jacket pocket (I forgot to put it in the trash). Man, everybody started to laught, the hotties, all the other women and men too! So, I tried to remain calm and not embarassed, but I think I couldn´t. And...I made MISTAKE N.º 2. Why? Because, first, I pick it up (like if it was mine), and then said: "It´s not mine!". And that old b**** answered back: "Not yours? I don´t remember seeing it before...". And I kept making that mistake: "Like I told you, it´s not mine". She then pick it up and put it in the trash.
Well, after that, I saw the hotties laughing and talking to other guys and looking at me. At that point I remain calm and smiled also, but it was obvious that that open condom package could only be mine. Those two hotties talked to me after and started to say: "Bad boy, it was yours!", etc.
Well, I think I simply should have behaved like a man and not like a little boy that´s caught doing something bad and then doesn´t admit he done that mistake. But...at the same time I notice that those two hotties maybe liked seing that situation.
So, I have a question to ask you, guys. If you were in that situation, how do you think you would react? What would you say?
The following situation I´m about to tell you occured today, in my job.
But first I have to let you know something: two days ago, I banged a broad at her place. Well, I used a condom, and since we had only 2 hours to do it, I had to left in a rush. So, I grabed a piece of toilet paper and ravel the condom and it´s package in it. Since I was in a hurry to leave, I put it in my jackets pocket (to put it in the trash later). Well, this was MISTAKE N.º 1!
So, today I was at work, in some sort of meeting. I sit down and all the chairs I had around me were empty. Soon, some coleagues (women) of mine arrived and 5 of them came sit near to me. 2 of them are really hot. In fact, in the meeting one of them (that was right beside me) started to flirt a bit with me. HOWEVER, an old one (say about 65) was sit behind me. She kept talking to me also, but I didn´t pay much attention to her.
At some point she says something to me, and obviously, everyone hear: "Hey, look at the floor and see what it´s falling from your jacket pocket!". MAN, when I look at the floor, I see the open package of the condom I left in my jacket pocket (I forgot to put it in the trash). Man, everybody started to laught, the hotties, all the other women and men too! So, I tried to remain calm and not embarassed, but I think I couldn´t. And...I made MISTAKE N.º 2. Why? Because, first, I pick it up (like if it was mine), and then said: "It´s not mine!". And that old b**** answered back: "Not yours? I don´t remember seeing it before...". And I kept making that mistake: "Like I told you, it´s not mine". She then pick it up and put it in the trash.
Well, after that, I saw the hotties laughing and talking to other guys and looking at me. At that point I remain calm and smiled also, but it was obvious that that open condom package could only be mine. Those two hotties talked to me after and started to say: "Bad boy, it was yours!", etc.
Well, I think I simply should have behaved like a man and not like a little boy that´s caught doing something bad and then doesn´t admit he done that mistake. But...at the same time I notice that those two hotties maybe liked seing that situation.
So, I have a question to ask you, guys. If you were in that situation, how do you think you would react? What would you say?
