Funny text messages you’ve received from women

[Pierce Manhammer]

Time for some levity. Let’s maintain a thread with funny texts from women, hopefully sexual content because, let’s face it, that shyte is fun.

Only 2 rules:

1. Must be a screenshot of the conversation
2. It must be yours and not pulled off the Net

p.s. derail posts and obvious fakes (reverse image search is the litmus test) will be summarily removed from the thread.

And with that, let the laughter begin.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

 

[All_Kindz_Of_Gainz]

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So you made this thread so you can post your sexual receipts as a form of validation from strangers? Damn bro that's a new low

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Is that what all posters to it would be doing Pedrito? It’s fun, and just because you don’t think it is doesn’t mean it isn’t.

Haters gunna hate brah. Go shoot up, bubba.

p.s. thanks for posting your opinion, it’s very important to me!

 

[The Duke]

Keep posting boys, this is great material.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I prefer phone calls but I'm not going to post my filthy recordings and damage my rep even more.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

So you made this thread so you can post your sexual receipts as a form of validation from strangers? Damn bro that's a new low

I don't think it's for validation. Women are very naughty. We all know that. This is just an amusing series of anenecdotes.

 

[All_Kindz_Of_Gainz]

I don't think it's for validation. Women are very naughty. We all know that. This is just an amusing series of anenecdotes.

I know he doesn't need that, just fvcking with him