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Don Juan
Hey guys. So I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm relearning the essentials of being a DJ after a bad divorce. Anyways, I'm out bowling for my 4 year old girls birthday. Brought her 4 and 3 year old cousins with.
I notice I'm getting a lot of looks. Then I notice it's HBs with great IOIs. My waitress gives me the receipt. She writes her number on there and "I'm off at 2:00 ". She is a cute HB 7 for sure. Totally unsolicited #!
Well I spot an HB 9.5 bowling with her 6ish friend. Totally out of my league. Smoking hot blonde! Nicest T&A in the place. She keeps locking eye contact. Then she starts parading herself a bit. Bouncing around, playing with her navel...all with heavy EC.
Well the first # gave me confidence but I wasn't about to approach with my daughter. The girls go pay and leave. Then the HB 9.5 comes back in and acts like she's looking for something.
Me: Are you missing something?
HB: Yeah I think I forgot something (obviously nothing there)
Me: No girl, you know that's not what I meant
HB: (BIG SMILE) You have fun teaching these girls
Me: I give private lessons, special request only
HB: (BIG smile and speechless)
Me: Give me your number
HB: (Writes it on my hand. She was holding a pen!)
Me: Name?
HB: Kourtney
Me: Bye Kourtney. (get up and walk away).
So why do women love me with the kids? Because I'm confident about something else and not even thinking about chasing them.
I notice I'm getting a lot of looks. Then I notice it's HBs with great IOIs. My waitress gives me the receipt. She writes her number on there and "I'm off at 2:00 ". She is a cute HB 7 for sure. Totally unsolicited #!
Well I spot an HB 9.5 bowling with her 6ish friend. Totally out of my league. Smoking hot blonde! Nicest T&A in the place. She keeps locking eye contact. Then she starts parading herself a bit. Bouncing around, playing with her navel...all with heavy EC.
Well the first # gave me confidence but I wasn't about to approach with my daughter. The girls go pay and leave. Then the HB 9.5 comes back in and acts like she's looking for something.
Me: Are you missing something?
HB: Yeah I think I forgot something (obviously nothing there)
Me: No girl, you know that's not what I meant
HB: (BIG SMILE) You have fun teaching these girls
Me: I give private lessons, special request only
HB: (BIG smile and speechless)
Me: Give me your number
HB: (Writes it on my hand. She was holding a pen!)
Me: Name?
HB: Kourtney
Me: Bye Kourtney. (get up and walk away).
So why do women love me with the kids? Because I'm confident about something else and not even thinking about chasing them.