A call to my brothers here-

Jitterbug said:

Uncle Jophil, is eHarmony full of old women or are there young cute girls to make it worth my time?

I'm not wasting Internet bandwidth & typing energy over 30+ year old broads!

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Show some respect please Jitter...
The women over there are all ages and a lot don't put their age in their profile so ya gotta ask 'em via PM.

Julius_Seizeher said:

I don't think jophil even needs that bs to pull American women, just show up like Crocadile Dundee and let them hear you in a bar, you're in like Flynn.

Then leave a bondi cigar in her fake plant holder, she'll never forget that wild aboriginal man from the outback.

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ha ha - how do you know about 'bondi cigar' ??

BTW ,if any of you Yankee Doodles ever paddle your way 'down under' you will find that your fine accents will drop plenty of local panties fast enough.
Heck, even Canadians get laid down here ( he he . )

jophil28 said:

Show some respect please Jitter...
The women over there are all ages and a lot don't put their age in their profile so ya gotta ask 'em via PM.

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Yes Captain.

Will join the battle after Vagina Day.

jophil28 said:

ha ha - how do you know about 'bondi cigar' ??

BTW ,if any of you Yankee Doodles ever paddle your way 'down under' you will find that your fine accents will drop plenty of local panties fast enough.
Heck, even Canadians get laid down here ( he he . )

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Someone recently posted a link to a compendium of Australian slang, I found it to be fascinating.

I fully intend to visit Australia, aside from cultural aspirations and chasing tail in a strange land, as a mining enthusiast I want to see some of the massive operations you have there, such as Olympic Dam. Home to BHP Billiton, the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world mining industry, Australia has evolved into one of the most prolific mining countries in the world.

I have a few questions first.

1. The obvious one...Are there hotties?

2. Is there a chance these hotties would sponsor my visa and possibly Green Card?

3. Are they using proper and structured English? One reason I am on this forum is to use and learn active English. When everything is just LOL, ROFL and plain sentences I learn jack shyt.

DanelMadr said:

I have a few questions first.

1. The obvious one...Are there hotties?

2. Is there a chance these hotties would sponsor my visa and possibly Green Card?

3. Are they using proper and structured English? One reason I am on this forum is to use and learn active English. When everything is just LOL, ROFL and plain sentences I learn jack shyt.

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My Chicago girl called me today. She offered to rent a cabin on a lake in northern Michigan so I can fish and then made me promise that I would "stay" with her for at least two weeks when I arrive.
Does that answer your question ?

Julius_Seizeher said:

I fully intend to visit Australia, aside from cultural aspirations and chasing tail in a strange land, as a mining enthusiast I want to see some of the massive operations you have there, such as Olympic Dam.

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Don't forget to bring your mid-west accent .

Seeing as I am out of action with a broken arm, I figured I would take up Jophil's challenge.

Have done a few posts on there:


[Judge a girl by actions, not by words]

New thread same as http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=181826

Posted in dating, moved to “About You” within about 10 min. Then disappeared.

EDIT: Got a message about why. Here is an extract:

Thank you for submitting your "Judge a Girl by Actions, not by words" topic. As a courtesy to you as a new member, I wanted to let you know that it was removed because the section which read as follows:

A GIRL WILL FVCK A GUY SHE IS ATTRACTED TO REGARDLESS OF WHETHER SHE (OR HE) IS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIED.

was in violation of the following Community Standard:

4. Keep it clean. Profane or obscene language or photos, or attempts to bypass our moderation filters will result in your entire post being removed.

Please refrain from making further posts of this nature. Repeat offenses will result in your posting privileges being revoked and your Advice account being terminated.


Total b/s of course.


http://advice.eharmony.com/boards/dating-advice/dating/49877-how-to-date-when-youre-homebody-shallow-pockets-5.html

Truthspeaker, post #47 + #51


http://advice.eharmony.com/boards/dating-advice/dating/48879-kissing-first-date-5.html

Truthspeaker, post #45


http://advice.eharmony.com/boards/dating-advice/dating/49894-thoughts-dating-age-difference-3.html

Truthspeaker, post #30


http://advice.eharmony.com/boards/dating-advice/dating/49924-too-soon-to-spend-time-over-mans-place-2.html

Truthspeaker, post #14


http://advice.eharmony.com/boards/dating-advice/dating/6002-rules-do-we-still-use-them-come-fess-up-4.html

Truthspeaker, post #39 (link to Roissy and some of Rollo's wisdom included...apparently poon is an obscenity haha)


http://advice.eharmony.com/boards/dating-advice/dating/49954-valentines-day-2nd-date.html

Truthspeaker, post #3


To be honest, it is tiring work trying to convert the masses. And I'm p!ssed they deleted my post.

Obviously, free speech is only allowed as long as it doesn't threaten the feminine entitlement paradigm so prevalent outside of here.

Unplugging people from the matrix who are blissfully unaware or unwilling to change is all too much work. I'm out.


EDIT: Went on this morning for a look and one of my posts on a subject (plus followup comments) had been deleted, supposedly because it was off topic.

My parting shot (which will probably get deleted soon anyway):

My advice was on topic, and yet was deleted (as I'm sure this one soon will be) because it was contrary to the feminine entitlement paradigm so prevalent in the world today.

I was saying it is ok to have s!x on the first date....because the reality is that girls (even highly educated ones) will do this with a guy they are attracted to.

I give up trying to help you poor saps to see the truth.

If you guys want to stay on here vainly trying to get attention from some aging over-entitled cougar rapidly approaching the wall of her s!xuality, that's fine.

But if you want to earn how things really work, become a better man, and bang younger and/or attractive chicks, then go onto Google and type "Secrets of meeting, attracting, and dating women" and go to the first website.

I'm out.