Your Quickest Lay (NoFap Help Please)

[MixedMutt00]

I was beating my meat like 8 times a day up until like last week where I figured this was a lot. In a spot in my life where I just have the time to lmao.

I've been "voluntarily celibate" for about 3 years now. Met a girl who didn't like that my whole character was pretty much all about just ****ing (I'm 24yo at that point, only 10 lays). Noticed my personality had become "Game Obsessed", lost the girl (other reasons as well), and I was into how she wasn't so Promiscuous herself, so I just took a little break to work on my personality.

In a better place emotionally now, not so obsessed anymore. Obviously, you're not gonna wanna meet girls if you're flogging the dolphin every chance you get so I started NoFap this week Monday. It's been 4 days now and I'm DYING, and I started the gym again, been consistent for a month (which is probably why is was choking the chicken so much).

So what's your fastest lay? From approach/matching, to the release of that pent-up yellow baby-batter. I feel my sex drive is hitting me hard, so I'm excited and motivated to return, especially with my personality a little more developed.
Out of how many approaches would you say you actually end up piping? I'm fine with nutting, but only if its a woman. No masturbation allowed!

 

[Hamurabimbi]

1 hour. She initiated.

 

[MixedMutt00]

1 hour. She initiated.

Dammmmnnnnn this mannn, Let's Go!

My standards have fallen since my NoFap, I hope she was hot!

 

[corrector]

 

[MixedMutt00]

lmaoooo A bear's gotta eat. that was good

 

[Velasco]

10 minutes. Happened just a few months ago before the end of the school year. Less to do with me. But about being at the right place at the right time (her place also turned out to be walking distance from the bar).

 

[Luni]

i live near a very busy tourist pedestrian-only street. it's about a mile long. in january i met a girl walking down this street toward me around 2 am. we said no words to each other, just locked eyes and walked toward each other. we kissed and she grabbed my hand and pulled me to her place. the walk was less than 3 minutes. i had a beer in my hand from the bar. i facked her doggy in her bathroom (she was renting a room with two other friends). from meet to fack it was no more than 6-7 minutes. still have her on insta. she looks my age. she was a 6 on a good day lol

 

[Dr.Suave]

So what's your fastest lay? From approach/matching, to the release of that pent-up yellow baby-batter.

I got a Same Night Lay when I was in High School. It was the beggining of the semester. A female friend invited me to a "party" at her house. No one showed up except me and three of her female friends I had never met before. Being the only guy at the "party" was like fishing in a barrel.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

She was early 20’s. white, brunette , cute. short. Nice rack good body. Just graduated from some college in CO. She & her friends were going to SF for a long weekend to celebrate. She got to their downtown hotel a day or to early. May weather in SF can be drizzly & windy. So she mostly stayed in her room. Got bored. Got a bottle of wine & started watching hotel porn. Weather got better and she went out to enjoy it. Being buzzed & horny.
I was just chillin outside in the area. Was a really beautiful day. She walked by and said ‘finally s beautiful day’. One thing led to another. we chatted a bit. She got nervous and asked ‘do you want to hang out & watch porn?’. obviously I was suspicious. But. It was like 2pm in a nice part of town. I’m pretty wary. We got to her room in a nice (but not super luxurious) hotel. Sure enough. Porn was playing on the TV. just sort of generic.

You can guess what happened next. She had lube & condoms. Apparently Her SF weekend wasn’t going to be just riding cable cars. After we finished, she lay with her head on my stomach. Gave me the remote and said ‘find porn you like & I’ll finger myself’.
I said. ‘You pick the porn. I’ll finger you.’.
She picked an BJ one, squeezed my balls and said. anything left in these? I don’t want to do all this work for just a dribble’. I told her. ‘If you’re very good you’ll get a big reward.’. I can affirm. Getting a BJ while watching a BJ porno is super erotic. She got a big reward.

 

[MixedMutt00]

Alright so definitely, what a lot of these stories have in common are drinks and partying involved (ayyyyeeee)

from meet to fack it was no more than 6-7 minutes.

yo I liked this story bro, that was good. But when you smashed, did you nut?

I have a problem with one night stands where I don't nut, usually cuz I'm not attracted enough to them rip x.x

Being the only guy at the "party" was like fishing in a barrel.

I've watched enough porn to know how that went ayyee. But were they cute?

I'm trying to smash, but not at risking my standards for the poon. I just won't be able to finish if they rank too low for me, for obvious reasons

 

[MixedMutt00]

Gave me the remote and said ‘find porn you like & I’ll finger myself’.
I said. ‘You pick the porn. I’ll finger you.’.
She picked an BJ one, squeezed my balls and said. anything left in these?

christ you're making this NoFap pretty hard sheesh. Sounds like "right place at the right time" happens often too, sorta. It's like, you guys happened to be out in public/party-esque places, the exposure. Which is good, I was thinking about hitting the mall or a grocery store, but it might not happen as fast hmm

 

[Hamurabimbi]

christ you're making this NoFap pretty hard sheesh. Sounds like "right place at the right time" happens often too, sorta. It's like, you guys happened to be out in public/party-esque places, the exposure. Which is good, I was thinking about hitting the mall or a grocery store, but it might not happen as fast hmm

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again. GO OUT!!! Stuff just happens.

 

[corrector]

christ you're making this NoFap pretty hard sheesh. Sounds like "right place at the right time" happens often too, sorta. It's like, you guys happened to be out in public/party-esque places, the exposure. Which is good, I was thinking about hitting the mall or a grocery store, but it might not happen as fast hmm

Yeah because you are now needy and have a scarcity mindset. Women can smell the desperation. You have to lose the desperation and look like a normal guy who has no problem getting laid and have confidence. You have to look like you recently got laid to attract women. Women want what they can not have so dont be too available and needy.

 

[MixedMutt00]

Women can smell the desperation.

damn you might be right. Gross smh

I wonder if I've been displaying my desperation. I got a little heartbroken just last month, and that hit the Desperation even harder *sigh*
then you get stuck in that "Desperate is what desperate does" downwards loop

Also just left my full time job and moved back in with the fam, so I have disturbing amounts of free time, with no bread to go out. I think I need a job then too (but school's about to start dammmz)

 

[Gamisch]

I have many stories about quick lays but the craziest was this one;

When I studied I went to visit a classmate/ homeboy of mine. We were just chilling when his neighbor, this petite latina came in. She saw me and asked what I was doing that day. I said nothing I am going home. She said can I come with you. Oke. Ofcourse I ****ed her right away.

Out of "respect " for my classmate I said lets go to my place otherwise it would've been a 5 minutes lay. Classmate was completely flabbergasted haha.

Later got shyte from homeboy his gf because crazy latina girl felt "used". Women..

 

[Gamisch]

I was beating my meat like 8 times a day up until like last week where I figured this was a lot. In a spot in my life where I just have the time to lmao.

I've been "voluntarily celibate" for about 3 years now. Met a girl who didn't like that my whole character was pretty much all about just ****ing (I'm 24yo at that point, only 10 lays). Noticed my personality had become "Game Obsessed", lost the girl (other reasons as well), and I was into how she wasn't so Promiscuous herself, so I just took a little break to work on my personality.

In a better place emotionally now, not so obsessed anymore. Obviously, you're not gonna wanna meet girls if you're flogging the dolphin every chance you get so I started NoFap this week Monday. It's been 4 days now and I'm DYING, and I started the gym again, been consistent for a month (which is probably why is was choking the chicken so much).

So what's your fastest lay? From approach/matching, to the release of that pent-up yellow baby-batter. I feel my sex drive is hitting me hard, so I'm excited and motivated to return, especially with my personality a little more developed.
Out of how many approaches would you say you actually end up piping? I'm fine with nutting, but only if its a woman. No masturbation allowed!

The nofap thing is 100% relatable, but the rest not so much.

You wanna move the issue in the most complicated way possible. The nofap should be done as a cleansing process away from porn, the addiction and the quick fixes.

You should always be on top of your game ofcourse, but you should also try to focus on some other things for a while.

You're driving yourself crazy now. Use the nofap period of time to get some peace of mind while you at it.

I get that you only wanna nut in a woman. Ofcourse you can use that surplus of testosterone or whatever as motivation to get a woman instead of beating your helmet silly. But then you are back to sqaure one: study game. Its about game, circumstances and perhaps sometimes some a bit of luck.

The forum is full of great game so eat your heart out.

 

[Manure Spherian]

Two scenarios from dating websites.

The women invited me over for first meeting and in less than an hour we were doing it.

Another time from dating apps. First meeting I went to her home and we were part nude groping each other. Second meeting was out for dinner and went back to her house and did it three times. We had what I call a three month “porn come to life” fling.

Looking back, I can’t say I recommend this stuff.

 

[Luni]

Alright so definitely, what a lot of these stories have in common are drinks and partying involved (ayyyyeeee)

yo I liked this story bro, that was good. But when you smashed, did you nut?

I have a problem with one night stands where I don't nut, usually cuz I'm not attracted enough to them rip x.x
reasons

funny enough, i didn't nut. and believe it or not, the following night i met a recent divorce of 20+ years. she was maybe 50 but good-looking blonde. I was sitting alone at an outside patio (bar) and she showed up alone with a drink and started dancing in front of me. there were plenty of people around watching in confusion. she was wearing a skirt so short that her ass was partly visible. again without saying a word i lifted her skirt and slapped her ass. she turned around and we started making out. when we were done everyone was staring in awe. we spoke a little logistics and a few minutes later she said "you know what, i trust you". i said "alright let's get out of here". ironically, i couldn't nut then either. both times i was very intoxicated and was thinking about a 22y rocket (she's a 9) i met a while before (didnt bang her). ever since that 24h span, i vowed never to get so obsessed with a single girl. it was pathetic. still haven't banged that chick yet (different country).

 

[Gamisch]

Two scenarios from dating websites.

The women invited me over for first meeting and in less than an hour we were doing it.

Another time from dating apps. First meeting I went to her home and we were part nude groping each other. Second meeting was out for dinner and went back to her house and did it three times. We had what I call a three month “porn come to life” fling.

Looking back, I can’t say I recommend this stuff.

Can you please elaborate why you wouldn't recommend it?

 

[Dr.Suave]

I've watched enough porn to know how that went ayyee. But were they cute?

I only banged one of them. She was very slim, young (she was 18, I was 17) and she passed the boner test. She was at least an 8 out of 10